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furlin.bsky.social
the twitter user formerly known as thefurlinator • headlines @ the onion
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really enjoying the absolute lack of brands on bluesky and will continue to enjoy it for the 3 weeks it lasts

submitted 605 days ago • 0 comments

single as a pringle, poly as a jolly (rancher)

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 607 days ago • 171 comments

getting hot outside and weird, salty particles of water keep coming out of my face? I really am 30 omg…

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

damn I took a video perfectly encapsulating how fucked twitter is but you can’t even upload videos to bluesky 🥲

submitted 609 days ago • 0 comments

the real question is where are the NBA related accounts on bluesky

submitted 609 days ago • 0 comments

“Rate limit exceeded” is also what I say when my girl wants to go for round 2 but it’s too soon and I can’t get hard again

submitted 609 days ago • 0 comments

about a week ago i saw someone use the phrase "whoa is me" as an unintentional replacement for "woe is me" and it's incredible. i'm "whoa is me" about "whoa is me"

submitted 609 days ago • 10 comments

A world without Twitter?

submitted 609 days ago • 0 comments

What Elon did to twitter is like taking a magnifying glass to an ant, watching it burn to death in agony, and then being shocked the magnifying glass didn’t make the ant bigger

submitted 609 days ago • 0 comments

Twitter comments are broken. All the bluecheck reply guys are instead forced to text angry messages at their estranged children

submitted 609 days ago • 0 comments

Taking to bluesky to complain about being fired from the Marianne Williamson campaign lol. What an insane 2 months

submitted 626 days ago • 0 comments

finally, now the party can start 😎

submitted 653 days ago • 1 comment