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dreaming up a vape flavored by the bonds of sisterhood (she/her) my main: callistokhan.bsky.social role play fan account for the character King Zeus from The Hades Calculus by Maria Ying | PFP by @anemoneart.bsky.social
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The Zeus Constant sometimes

*VISIBILY TORN* SOME TOASTERS. ARE OKAY. NOT GOOD. BUT OKAY. I SUPPORT THEM. THEY ARE GOOD TO THEIR SISTERS.

IS IT SO WRONG? FOR A WOMAN TO KNOW HER WORTH.

KING ZEUS, YOU ASK. HOW DO YOU FLIRT WITH WOMEN? WELL, IT'S MY KEKKEI GENKAI. YES. THE LESBIANGAN. IT GIVES ME MANY BOONS IN COMBAT, SUCH AS THE ABILITY TO SEE WOMEN COMING FROM A MILE AWAY. I GOT IT FROM MY MOTHER. WHO GOT IT FROM HER MOTHER.

YES. ESPECIALLY IF SHE IS 60 METERS TALL AND MADE OF METAL.

what even goes on in this city.

I AM NOT A FUJOSHI. I AM NOT A FUJOSHI I REPEAT UNTIL MY LUNGS GIVE OUT AND I AM TRANSFORMED INTO A DUCK.

I LOVE LESBIANS!

I DID NOT MAKE MEN FOR LOVING WOMEN. I MADE THEM TO PUT THEM IN THE YAOI HORSE TO SACK THE CITY OF TROY!

Zeusing it involves a contract where you aren’t allowed to say “yes sir” but you must call her “daddy” and “my illustrious, most handsome king”

THE PEOPLE ARE COMING UP TO ME. THEY ARE ASKING "IS IT TRUE?" IS IT TRUE THAT ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS, IS A SISCON? NO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. I'M JUST A WOMAN, WHO LOVES WOMANHOOD. SPECIFICALLY, MY SISTER'S WOMANHOOD.

THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. WHEN I... WELL. YOU KNOW. WHEN I... SORRY GOOD HEAVENS IT IS QUITE A LOT ISN'T IT.

BEING SEEDED ALSO FEELS GOOD ASF IF YOU'RE A GOOD SISTER

ZEUS'S FOOL PROOF PLAN TO SELF LOVE: 1) MARRY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON OLYMPUS 2) CHEAT ON HER 3) SEND HEROES ON IMPOSSIBLE QUESTS 4) GET A REALLY BIG CHAIR.

SHE/HER (KING/MY LEIGE FOR FEMMES) (LITTLE SISTER FOR BUTCHES)

LESBIANS GUNDAM: THE WITCH FROM MERCURY BISHONEN (THE GIRL ONES) TRANSFORMERS ARMADA (2002)

I CREATED MEN FROM CLAY. TO HARANGUE THEM WITH IMPOSSIBLE QUESTS. TO INSTILL IN THEM DEEP MISERY AND AWE AT THE DIVINE. MOST IMPORTANTLY, TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR WIVES.

I AM A LESBIAN, DEAR WIFE.

GOOD MORNING OLYMPUS. AND TO THE MANY AVIATION TECHNITIANS MAKING SURE THAT THE EMPIRE'S PLANES ARE TOO WOKE TO FLY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR DILIGENT WORK.

MOTHER HAS OPENED MY DIARY. SHE'S STRAIGHT UP ZEUSING IT.

Up next is The Zeus Constant, the sister novel to Hades Calculus, or, HC through the eyes of Zeus: political intrigue, religious zealotry, and very messy lesbians. Available in this bundle: itch.io/b/2877/monst...

MECHS, LESBIANS, MONSTERS, AND SEX.

Its something worth being #transmemes

YURI

PLANES FALLING OUT OF THE SKY. THIS IS THE END TIMES. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? PAGAN REVIVAL. OFFERINGS TO ZEUS. LESBIAN RITUALS. THE RUINATION OF THE EMPIRE.

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GOOD MORNING OLYMPUS.

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ALL MECHS. ARE A KIND OF SISTER. IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. METAL COMES FROM THE SAME MOTHER, AFTER ALL.

LETS GO!

ALL OF MY PILOTS (EXCEPT HERAKLES) HAVE A KING ZEUS TRAMP STAMP.