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last night while i was making dinner in my third floor apartment, a bottle of ketchup fell out of the sky and landed in my building's courtyard. what's the most plausible origin of what we have decided to call the "sky ketchup"?

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Spain, you could do the funniest thing right now...

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Times of great uncertainty for the zionists who hitched their wagon to the narcissistic anti-semite. So sad for them.

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If it turns out to be Parolin, I'm calling for an SEC investigation.

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my greatest wish in life is that someone actually write and produce this play

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What's the Campist take on India-Pakistan these days? Seems like it should be easy for those people to digest this particular conflict.

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Briefly convinced myself that by deferring federal jury duty for later this month that I missed out on a chance to be on the Diddy Combs jury, but obviously the dates don't match up.

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Other than a 2 year interlude in Texas, I've been a walk-to-the-store guy for the last 25 years. Basically my whole adult life. I find it very hard to imagine living any other way.

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A little rogue supplement to nyc's park department efforts. A squirrel planted this oak in a flower pot two years ago. Hoping it makes it as a street tree. Wish it luck

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It's 9am and I'm eating homemade lasagna. This could be your life too. Carpe diem.

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It's 9am and I'm eating homemade lasagna. This could be your life too. Carpe diem.

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Peak navel gazing has been reached.

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Strange looking pigeons in Brooklyn today

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Surprising no one, the people at work who are most likely to gender AI chatbots are the most conservative politically.

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new Bible just dropped

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The path to prosperity runs through America's storage units.

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real end times Capitalism vibe in the latest WeWork newsletter help.wework.com/s/article/Wh...

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Look at this picture of the Pope and Vance. Nothing has ever screamed “oh, fucking hell, let’s get this nonsense over with” more. But by “this nonsense,” was Francis thinking “my obligation not to deck Vance with my cane,” or “my current corporeal state”? www.discourseblog.com/p/did-meetin...

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Who has the inside line on whether we're getting a Resistance Pope™ or Ratzinger 2?

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Imagining a RVTVRN type movement aimed at reversing this. Is that a thing already?

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Deactivated Twitter. Still pretty bored here but I guess it's where I live now.

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Nothing like the return of bike-to-work season to remind me how much I hate people who drive in this city.

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Very much unsure how to respond to all the phone surveys about the NYC mayoral race. On the one hand, it's my chance to try and manipulate candidates' campaigns. On the other, nothing I could learn will influence my intention to rank Cuomo or E Adams. No chance for either under any circumstances.

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imagining a public-health-policy-pilled guy who argues that the tariffs are good b/c booze consumption is bad. then imagining myself punching this guy

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I'm predicting now that Eric Adams will claim that votes for Adrienne Adams are his votes and that people were confused by rcv.

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I've been taking public transit from the East Bay to Novato to see my parents since I moved to Berkeley in 2001. Made the trip yesterday for the first time in a year and honestly, transit in Marin has never been more reliable. Sample size of 1, etc, but a pleasant surprise. Expensive though.

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Tough week for campists

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“Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy” except it is the US attorney taking the notes

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The worst thing I have ever done is post about an IT/technical hire we're doing on LinkedIn. Apparently there are like 6 million people who specialize in head hunting CRM admins. Prior searches I have been involved with were not like this.

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Is there an EA doomer splinter-sect advocating nuclear war to stave off the AI apocalypse or do they not really have the courage of their convictions?

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