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fuzzyforestgnome.bsky.social
18+\NSFW- (They/He) Mid-thirties Hairy Queer Forest Spirit that doesn't spend enough time in the woods. Quite nerdy (gaymer, works in academia, mtg, etc.) definitely goofy. Boston area. Like many forest folk, I share more the more I know you Say hi!
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Typically “0”, but until this very moment was “4” (heresy)

No matter how my body dysmorphia is feeling at the moment, I do always appreciate my furry ass in a jock

Some of the ones that are empty I also just have like zero experience with? And might enjoy if I try

Took this for oomf, but liked it so much I gotta share

Fans on my other site saw it first! Kidding— there is no other site! But oomfs did see the whole thing first (and uncensored)

Really would like the Orkin person to show up asap and do his business so I can jerk off once he’s gone

I do greatly love my plump hairy butt

holiday gift guide for me this year if you were wondering

Just so you know

I love how hairy my butt is

One of the things I’ve always appreciated most about social media is that I’m constantly introduced to new things I end up finding sexy

Cock, holes, and butts are great, but I think we, as a society, under-appreciate balls in the sex and intimacy game.

So much grading to do, so little time. I just want to frolic and be naked.

That vein is always poppin’

Yes. Fuck. I often find myself leaking more from a really good (and handsy) makeout than I do a lot of other sexy things.

The commissions are open! Dm or email me at: [email protected]

Need someone to poke their head under my shirt and go to town #bulge

I mean that should have been in me and not in a towel 😉

The “Discover” tab still hasn’t caught up with my horniness. I want sexy naked folx, it’s serving me global catastrophe. I have other apps and accounts for that!

Today is one of those days my hands keeps finding its way into my pants and onto my cock

Can’t quite see hole, but I’ll chalk it up to my thick and juicy butt. I guess it’s your job to open up to see the hole.

Oh wow 🤯

Not pictured, me as the gnome that’s also standing there, but I’m even shorter

Gonna try and get better at using alt text on my images for accessibility’s sake. Plus, it’s hot to describe my naked body.

Furry forest folk have got to get clean!

Jockstrap thread!

I have multiple love languages— though fuzzy butt pics is a primary one

It was Daddy Day at the grocery store this morning. And I mean both Dads my age and Dads older than me

Tall sock weather (first full morning below freezing)