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It's the last day of normalcy for at least the next four years. Friends, don't be afraid to fight for what you believe in.

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Upon reflection, I don't blame Captain Hook. If a crocodile was actively hunting you and previously ate your hand, you probably be pretty fucking scared too.

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Sometimes I really want to throw up but then I remember I have twitter open.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

What have you done to help humanity today?

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Not gonna lie I would have shot down one of the drones by now. That, or crash another drone into it.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Yer a poker chip Harry. "Hagrid that doesn't make any sense" "Fuck off kid."

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In recent years I've seen a lot of people ranting and rambling about free speech. This company is limiting free speech, that company is limiting free speech. The problem is that free speech and the Bill of Rights as a whole ONLY applies to the government. Individual companies can limit free speech.

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What if we kissed under the watchful eye of Mordor?

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Christmas Shoes is a lot more tolerable of a song when you see it through the eyes of the child being a con artist trying to rip people off.

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Anxiety is like panicking over every little thing when none of it actually matters. Like an angel and a devil is on your shoulders and they're both losing their minds.

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If God was one of us he would be severely disappointed.

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

Honestly, the way dogs curl up into a ball looks really comfortable.

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If pants were alive would you be sticking our legs in their mouth?

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Don't forget to love, forgive, extend your hands in friendship and understanding, and punch Nazis in the fuckin face.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

In an infinite universe there's probably an alien who you can relate to and get along with better than anyone else in the galaxy, but you'll never meet them.

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A man, a plan, Panama, a can.

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"Don't quote me, and don't quote me as not wanting to be quoted." #QuotableQuote

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Would you rather fill a sock with bees or frozen piss? Someone's not doing their taxes.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

The desire to hit someone with a frying pan.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

The being cannot be named, or defined. They existed entirely on their own, conceived in the space between the rocks, born from the darkness unseen by even the most isolated cave vermin. And thus, when the first explorers cracked open the cave mouth it screamed, as it had never seen light before.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

So I'm gonna be honest, I don't really know what I'm doing on this app. I mean what's a "sky?"

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