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writer, performer, bricoleur, and heresiarch he/him/who? Gadigal lands (sydney), australia posts may contain irony, satire, whimsy, caprice… http://peterfyfe.com
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Emma is just not coping with the concept of Sunday… #cats

what do we call arse trumpet technique? bumbouchure? 🍑😚🎶

BREAKING: Trumpet of Patriots release party logo… #auspol

it amuses me how many folk inveighing against AI sound like robots…  🤖 🤬 🤣

it appears they wish to make The Grauniad grate again…

#WFH is such a burden…  #Cats

my delightful cat is ensconced on my desk and just gave me a Valentine's boop… 😍 #WFH

The Gold on Stan… really nice crime drama about that Brink's-Mat gold robbery that is apparently quite well known if you're into that sort of thing written by the guy who wrote Guilt (which is on SBSOnDemand - S3 just dropped - very fine indeed)

One has to wonder whether if it's really Australia that's killing the US aluminium market or just their inability to pronounce it properly? #auspol

given how it's allegedly killing out children should we be calling it "Social Medea"?

if you haven’t… Lost Boys and Fairies on Stan best 3 hours I’ve watched in ages beautiful, honest, joyous 5 stars and 4 hankies

I suppose it reflects our increasingly religious age that software feels the need to report the changes have been 'saved'…  🙏

it's not often I bought the #Grammy-award winning album and saw the artist perform it live… 😎 💐🥂 PS: worth a listen if you haven't…  music.apple.com/au/album/j-s...

The only ‘radical gender ideology’ is the one that claims there are only two genders.

Sundays can be so exhausting… #cars

all these headlines about the explosive caravan are quite hilarious if you misread Caravan as our fave cosplay senator…

someone so needs to write a very melodramatic opera buffa about Opera Australia… 🤣 limelight-arts.com.au/news/breakin...

me in #smh letters… 😬 #auspol

Emma demonstrates the official public holiday afternoon vibe… #cats

At all times the Royal Fusilliers are on standby, should the King want twisty pasta for lunch.

Sorry, taken. More scrapeable content on Patreon patreon.com/glenlelievre #Cabanas #AustraliaDay

mood…

Emma the Zen master sends thoughts and prayers to those who believe they should be doing something productive with their day… #cats #zen

COLDEST 100: 2025 EDITION 67. I've Been Everywhere (1978) John Denver & Susan St James #coldest100 #hottest100 youtu.be/rvYPcp66sEA

hint for the next 4 years: if you're making the same 100% predictable boiler plate bog standard boring responses to "that we don't mention" as everyone else, please shut the fuck up. We know. We thought it. Everyone thought it… and already said it. 🤫

“Visionary” is what they learn to say at film school instead of “boring and incomprehensible”. 🤷‍♂️

the “problem” with having a lie in and a read is the beauty of a certain lady lying beside you frequently proves very distracting… 🤷‍♂️💖🥰 #cats

Thnoring Thursday… apparently

Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

I was getting so furious about comedians doing lazy jokes and blaming the response on wokeness that @patricklenton.bsky.social was forced to publish my rantings before my head fully blew off. Read if you want ! t.co/uwP12v1fxy

🤔 there are so many ways to not do nothing and no ways to do it… try not to think about that. 😳🤭😇

"I didn't know much about Wicked going into this year because I had friends at high school… " 🏆 Nikki Glaser for the win.

Emma says I may not finish making the bed as there is still important sitting to be done… #cats

🤔 there are so many ways to not do nothing and no ways to do it… try not to think about that. 😳🤭😇