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"With that, you could rival me one of these days!"

"Oof!" *he slides back a bit* "Cartoon powers! Just like Panther!"

"Alright! You throw the first punch!" *he cracks his neck and loosens up a bit*

"They bounce off my battke hardened skin! I went for an injection, and the needle snapped in half!"

"So, you think you can take me on?" *his smile widens with glee*

ℍ𝕪𝕡𝕠 WAIT THO... AIN'T THERE SOME SYMBOL FROM THE COURAGE ARG GAME??

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"Ya see, i'm the God of the Fight. Call me Chuck Norris, madam. I want to see your prowess, if you could take on my good pal."

"Who wants to hear some stories from me? I have many up my sleeves."

Yooo plz check this out!! My friend worked really hard on this mod, and I had the honor of voicing for it! :0

"Your Toon powers very much could challenge him, for sure."

@drfaustmd.bsky.social "Hey, small one. I heard from a Lil birdy that you can contest my pal, Son Goku! Sounds promising!"

"I'm glad he's teaching you younguns about the art of fighting and justice. He's the best there us at what he does."

"We've had many universe altering fights throughout the years."

"Just been out to a Burger King with that Son Goku fella. He seems quite nice!"

"Ehehe! Do you want some of my Coffee, Sora?"

"Good afternoon everyone."

"Good afternoon everyone."

"Dired. Bored. Wish i was double dead..."

"Be careful on where you tread, boy."

"O-oh... You were talking about the toy versions... not Emmet and his city... I sincerely apologise, madam."

"Looks like you haven't heard of me? I am Chuck Norris, God of the Fight and bringer of Justice. I hope you reconsider your actions against the poor Lego people."

"Just 'Legos'? They have feelings like the rest of us, why go target them?" *Oh god, the Chuck is Locked in*

@eldestholiday.bsky.social "Xcuse me, Madam. What was that about 'Putting Lego City in danger?"

"Holidays Come Whether You Want Them To Or Not." A Heavily Headcanoned Portrayal Of Dess Holiday December Holiday The Roaring Knight

"Now. Stay down, Mojo. You are not strong."

"You got one more chance to stop this." *His eyes... they looked... like the eyes of a Conquerer. No way...*

// He'll try to convince him to be good. He is a kind soul. But if it doesn't then he'll dish our divine justice on him

°~☆Stella☆~° THE LAUGH I LAUGHED. Oh he is as good as dead

WARNING. THE CHUCK IS ANGRY!!!

*sigh* *a single tear drop falls on his face* "Those words..."

"I feel... unsure about Segata's dream creature. He seems... sad?"

Donbalon the Bouncy Clown Nightmaren, a 🧵!

"I have faith within you. Segata told me a lot of good things about you, So I hope you do good out there! If you need help though, I am here."

"I am Justice Personified. If you don't stop what you are doing. I'll have to do something rather rash."

"Mojo. You are as foolish as I remember."

"If you need to talk to someone." *He put his hand on their shoulder* "I'm here."

"Hey? You doing well, little dream creature?"

"Where the devil have i ended up now..." Stewie has arrived at Bsky.

"I respect him. He was one of the few people to rival me. We still go out to spar sometimes. That's why you see new stars everyday, y'know?"

*He puts the hat back on and smiles once again* "It's an honor for me too. This hat will be treasured for generations."

CHUCK NORRIS JUST ASKED ME FOR MY AUTOGRAPH! THE REST OF YOU FUCKERS CAN’T TELL ME SHIT! I’M HIM!