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He/him. I write things. I read things. Sometimes, it rains. #disabledrights activist. #autistic SNHU MFA '14 #Romanistan
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What if I told these capitalists that the "invisible hand" was a robust federal government all along.

I've been grumpy again today. Timeline cleanse as apology?

Tell me what's going on in your WIP right now using only a gif.

"Cheech n Chong said I'm Dondada" - Redman And I felt that

Being Romani is like.... ....I can dance while doing other activities same time and neither suffer.

"We survived outside all from the music." - Dot And i felt that in my Romani bones. Sister diaspora sh*t.

These Nazis embrace pseudoscience and say things about being upset about Spaceboy being inside because they're so mediocre they never felt what it'd truly like to excel at something so much you ascend to a level of exclusivity.

Me: over here never once having been chastised for a beer. I cried, lamenting still not having a full-time time job, while talking to the SO. And I'm very open and heart on my sleeve. In my guy friend group, I'm looked at as the toughest and most manly. Without being some bravado act douchebro.

Constantly reminded how people tried to tell me this POS was a good person.

Kid from Australia I'm a stand-in father figure for is going to college. He just aced his first semesters. Got all the prof compliments. Just saying, it costs nothing to support someone in their goals. But it cost him everything when a bad teacher in HS told him he was too stupid for this.

"The Fuhrer is himself the bearer of the collective will of the people. In his will the will of the people is realized.” - Ernst Rudolf Huber, Constitutional Law of the Third Reich

Autism neurodivergence is telling @johnathanperk.bsky.social "so Ms. Fat Booty just popped on right," and not realizing you just did a phrasing until he spells it out for you because he is, too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I cite the case of Al Gore bending the f over instead of fighting hanging chad BS. That's when I knew we, as a society, we're f'd.

The bass still never drops like Feel Me Flow. Treach was so underrated.

Summer of '95 had two camps: Skee-Lo "I Wish" AND Naughty By Nature "Feel Me Flow" IYKYK

R omani A ce D isabled Yep. I'm pretty fuckin rad.

Right now we're suffering a congressional chamberlain.

Being dead-ass serious. If I put up $500, will someone match me so we can get @carolinerenard.bsky.social a new computer?

Think of your diagnosis not as a ceiling on your abilities but as a floor beneath your opportunities. Every child learns differently. Having Ritalin is like having 50 TV sets going off in my head at once. Ritalin works by turning off 49 of them."-Clarence Page #BlackHistory #BlackHistoryMonth #ADHD

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Like no single human in the history of the planet has been built so thoroughly by socialism as Spaceboy McPartheid.

Karl Marx spent a lifetime convincing Engles to support him on the basis he was always just this side of solving it all and finishing Das Kapital. Spaceboy does the same with Mars and self drive. And you wonder why Spaceboy calls everyone a communist/socialist who opposes him?

Drawing a Captain Hook under the word "HOOK" in all caps on a lyric sheet? Couldn't be me. Narrator: It was. It was, in fact, him.

...and this is how you can do this all day.

Yes, I realize like 5 people total will get this reference.

Horizon Worlds looks like someone just made PaRappa the Rapper in 3D and removed the rapping because of an executive order.

One third of the country will stand by and watch another third litter on the rest. - someone, probably.

The way I'd tell these mansplainers what the five fingers say to the face for coming at Gail.

Accurate.

"Riding in my GNX with Anita Baker in the tape deck." Speaks to me in my 20s, blasting Miles Davis in my 99 Civic.

Heard a song say sp*z. Was like "not cool, song." Then my disabled wheelchair using neurodivergent autistic ass brain went: "Call me sp*z and you might catch one. No reach back, back pat, or cock that, just clapback as I slap some'."

Instead we high roaded with "look at this robust economy." Stupid doesn't understand reason. Stupid understands fear though.

DNC messaging should have played on eggs and fear same time. Play their game. Be better at it. He lost largely in 20 because overwhelming numbers and positive instance of recency bias from COVID failure. Connect avian flu to eggs and egg prices while forecasting pandemic 2. But nope.

Excited the government literally deleting certain words and changing history to erase the people they don't like finally got around to invoking Orwell

Disabled dude saved us from fascism last time. Just remember that.

No, sorry, gallows humor is a disability coping mechanism for which I shant apologize.

I think at this point, the only thing saving us is a Stay Puft man style empowered Lady Liberty letting em catch some wreck.