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gabagooligan.bsky.social
Your favorite grad student. Bikes, pizza, color theory Formerly im_walkin_here on the other site
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I am friends with a bunch of bike messengers in DC and it’s hilarious how much intel that gives you I know Kash Patel ordered a bouquet of orange flowers earlier this week. And that Donald Trump (in his official capacity as president) is being served with a lawsuit today

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A full 60 degrees outside, my will to live has been restored

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Got gifted an expensive wedge of imported Parmesan cheese and…… It’s not very good, guys :( the cheap American shit is better

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I wonder what happens if the ball lands on Trumps ex wife’s grave at his golf course Are you really gonna risk leaving a divot on someone’s grave?

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@labeler.bikesky.social can I get fixie/tinkerer/cyclist please? Ty <3

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Crashing out on the first lap of a crit never looked so good, but only because I had the best cheer squad :)

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I can’t do this shit anymore man, I gotta log the fuck off I’m this close 🤏 to losing it

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this is a bike check! I wanna see ur bikes! Comment if you wanna share your bikes! reskeet if you like to see more bikes! (also describe ur bikes in the alt text!)

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

Read the replies to instantly die

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Vox populi vox DEI The voice of the people is the voice of DEI

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Imagine Canada getting statehood before DC

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Patrick Mahomes is gonna kill himself in the locker room isn’t he?

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Egan Bernal-bros we are so back we are eating good

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In good science news, my abstract just got accepted to the biggest conference in my field. If it still exists by May I’ll be there presenting :)))

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Rest in peace, Professor Shoup (1938-2025) We will keep up the good work. Share your stories and thoughts with the parking reform community here: parkingreform.org/donald-shoup

submitted 19 days ago • 16 comments

RIP medical schools, it was nice having you while it lasted

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“When I’m having romantic missionary sex with my wife, am I the top or the bottom in that situation?” -friend who doesn’t really understand gay sex but is still an ally

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About to put these undergrads through hell

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