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You shouldn’t be allowed to post a tummy Tuesday if it doesn’t bounce when you walk

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More women should have beer bellies

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Sometimes feminism is about embracing women with dadbods

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It’s a sign of maturity and wisdom when one embraces beer with 5% ABV or lower

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Seeing a lot of people who think Reagan hated Russia because it was Russia, and not because it was capitalist. Reagan and Putin would have absolutely gotten along

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There is a direct inverse relationship between the beauty of a person and the beauty of their pet

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Turkish Zhukov after the fall of Constantinople: we have restored Rome to Glory and they will never forgive us for it

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Start your day with a strong black tea and a big mug of kefir and it’s like strapping a car battery to the nipples of your GI tract

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Remember: you don’t have to contemplate every epiphany and self-discovery the moment you have them. Sometimes it’s okay to just throw them on the back burner and let ‘em sizzle for a couple weeks. Or hell, even years!

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I miss my fat gf

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Gold leaf is like $2.00 a sheet for a modest fee you can eat food that would make most Roman emperors go so mad with envy they shorten the lifespan of the empire by 200 years

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I need to follow more trans men I think

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You could derive first principles from the behavior of people stuck at the airport

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Was going to fly to DC today, now I’m just going to see how drunk one man can get in the Newark airport

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Cuddling with a fat girl cured my insomnia

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There’s gotta be an option on here to only see someone’s posts and not their retweets, some of you are funny as fuck but have terrible taste in porn

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Taking the plastic wrap from my frozen pizza and sprinkling it on top as a garnish

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They should make a Nation of Islam for trans people

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Been drinking so much green tea today and I just realized none of it was accompanied by food. Mostly due to the cloverfield-esque noise my guts just made

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