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Something I Don't Understand: Why is that the uppity rich people in little guy vs. the establishment stories (Hunger Games, et al) are perceived to be the evil left and not the evil right? We might be creeps and perverts, but hoarding wealth is your thing, not ours.

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Cut my cake into pieces This is a homemade torte

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I wish I could explain the concept of laundry to my dog so he doesn't look like he's about to die when I take away his blankie

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In a lot of ways, my real life began in autumn 2010 when I first staggered piss drunk out of the 6 train in the Bronx at 8 am to grab two McDonalds breakfast biscuits so I could eat them facedown on the couch while watching the music video of Keri Hilson's Pretty Girl Rock on the TV.

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Dear @plutotvca.bsky.social, Thank you for making your "We'll be right back" interstitial gentle and soothing between reruns of Ink Master. Yours, Gabe Mara

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Look. I don't love LA like I love NYC, but I DID see a homeless guy idly swinging nunchucks outside the Arco gas station on Vermont and Santa Monica this afternoon.

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My childhood self would not believe how much raisins I eat

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I want to be fit enough and tatted enough to wear suits with no shirt underneath and no one snickers at me

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I really and truly do not understand why people leave shitty comments on other people's content. It's so much easier to just say nothing. Do you really not have anything better to do?

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It frustrates me how much I love the Ink Master theme song

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Why did they never bring back Raditz? Like after years of being shit on, dude comes back from hell Ultra Mullet and beats Broly's ass like eggs before brunch

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Only the 1% can afford to wear matched black clothing.

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I keep thinking that Katy Perry's spacesuit is a Fallout Vault Suit and I'm bitterly disappointed every time, for a multitude of reasons

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I was looking for repetitive strain injury braces and saw some cool ones but they turned out to be decorative cyberpunk fingerless gloves

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Oh no. The boba spot on the corner also serves popcorn chicken and fries.

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Somewhere at Papa John's HQ, someone is getting reamed out for still not landing the Chappell Roan account

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Are buying loosies at your local cornerstore not a thing in LA? Or am I just going to the wrong stores?

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I spilled sweet chilli dipping sauce all over my Bantam Classics copy of Wuthering Heights. That's it. There's no joke.

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I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

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I'm sure there's a better way to play Metroidvanias than "FUCK where do I go now?" but I haven't found it.

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At Maximum Fun, we don’t just make podcasts; we make Art. Today I made this art of producer @gabemara.bsky.social's rescue pup, Buggy. And now I’ve posted it on social media, which means it is officially Work as well as Art. A Work of Art.

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here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘

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The best part of my day is when I stir the sugar into my coffee then pour the creamer into the middle and see it slowly flow and spiral out before settling into the choked, mottled brown that is the rest of my day

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What I Am Calling Bluesky Today, April 6 2025: Blitski (rhymes with Mitski)

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Once, at a ballroom dance class, the instructor scolded a guy for not dancing with any of the girls and told him to be more like me, then the guy angrily complained that he's not as good-looking as me. I have held onto this for going on ten years now

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I had a nightmare where I was forced to make a perfect sunny side up egg while being watched by a coworker whose name I forgot

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going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force

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I'm weirdly disappointed when the TikTok baddies are not good dancers.

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What I Am Calling Bluesky Today, March 30th 2025: Blonsky-vronsky

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If you give to @depreshmode.bsky.social and/or @sleepwithcelebs.bsky.social during the #MaxFunDrive in the next 45 minutes, I will tell my dogs. Thanks, Sarah!

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I am pleased to announce that my childhood muscle memory gaming skills are still intact and Contra III: The Alien Wars is still rad

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@sleepwithcelebs.bsky.social @maximumfun.org Newsflash: Astronaut Leland Melvin is really awesome and fantastic on our latest Sleeping with Celebrities episode! He talks about dogs! And space.

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Thank you, Kroger Brand Trail Mix! That IS how 2025 is going!

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Everything is fine everything is fine la di da

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Movie pitch: A person with misophonia is forced to record audio surveillance at a ramen bar

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Whenever I'm researching something for work, I always somehow end up on the Tango & Cash wikipedia page.

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Believing in the Free Market is like praying to be rescued right before someone murders you

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Stupid current events making me study economics in my free time

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In every RPG I play, I designate one of the party members as "my dude." They're usually chummy yet angry guys who get a bad rap, but you know they'd be like the best and easiest hang. For example, Ryuji from Persona 5 and Hancock from Fallout 4 are my dudes. Yosuke from Persona 4 is NOT my dude.

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When the depression starts becoming too much, I satisfy myself with the knowledge that at least I'm not as unhappy as Elon Musk. Imagine having everything and still feeling so empty that you need more.

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Do you think Arby's ever recovered from that Simpsons joke?

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It has to have been enough time for there to be a new American Gladiators reboot

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My biggest political party question: Policy out of the question, how would you react if the leader on the opposite side of the aisle acted this way? 99% of the things Trump has done would have resulted in riots of utter hatred if Obama did them. And he would have lost my vote. Trump voters though?

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I know I know but this Batman/Joker goofery needs to end. They're running rampant, burning the country down while we sit in our ivory castle (cave?) pouting that there's nothing we can really do about it.

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Chris Kluwe is the fucking man.

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