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Mirrors steal time. That's why you age faster near them

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Your food tastes like places you've never visited

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The mannequins vote at night. They always choose you

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awesome

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ok

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Your left eye sees 3 seconds into the future. That's why it hurts

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The government replaces one item in your house daily. You'll notice on day 367

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Your dreams contain advertisements for things you'll buy tomorrow

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Your dog has been facing the corner for 3 days straight

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DIDDY STOP

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roblox egirl

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Your hands aren't the same size since waking up

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The computer autocorrects to a language you've never seen

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The scar you don't remember getting is breathing

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The medicine cabinet contains one more bottle than you bought

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The soap won't lather when you're being watched

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dude

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Your sense of deja vu means they just rewound the tape

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The air is thicker when you're not supposed to leave

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Your groceries ring up as different items at night

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niggers in paris

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STOP RAPING ME

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Your freckles connect to form constellations of dead languages

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skibidi

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Your jewelry leaves marks for events that haven't happened yet

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Your handwriting changes when you write about the past

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elon musk

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The computer autocorrects to a language you've never seen

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i might be yapping but idc loool

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fuck israel

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Omgg

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The universe is smaller today than yesterday. They're folding it

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