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gafgarian.bsky.social
CISO, Crypto Realist, Absurd Question Answerer, Regulation Translator, "REG SHO Hero", "Has all the answers", "Shill", Absolute Crusher of Copium and Hopium Dreams. FKA Software Engineer, PMO Lead, God Tier DD Author
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Just so we are clear, to all those chanting #altseason is upon us, the #altcoin #MarketCap is clearly struggling to challenge last cycle numbers despite a 37% growth in overall cap value for the entire market. This is across ALL alts.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

You'd think someone who is worth so much money would be able to not take every photo using a literal potato. Your scam may be on point but your branding is god awful. #Ponzi #ScamBait

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

for those of you who've seen the supposed Enron relaunch and crypto project: their website's terms of use say it's parody. tl;dr apparently someone thinks it's a good and funny idea to make a big joke out of a company that ruined people, and this is about as much oxygen as i'm inclined to give it

submitted 88 days ago • 13 comments

*Actual footage of me trying to find out how to sort my #Bluesky #Discover feed by date DESC* #help

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Just realized I forgot to post this here as well. #BTC #Crypto #BTCHalving

submitted 317 days ago • 1 comment

Tuned into 2 Spaces today. Realized that "feature creep" is just part of being human. One call took an hour to end because "one more thing" was actually 44 and included a PPT. 2nd was 600 morons convinced best way to tackle a problem was filling the "bucket" with reasons why the problem sucks...

submitted 381 days ago • 1 comment

Everyone believing that “Web3” is som e magical silver bullet should take 15 minutes to fully digest this immediately. ImmutableX should take notes for their next Spaces call.

submitted 383 days ago • 0 comments

Was thinking it might be "fun", during this election year, to occasionally remind people of things that are YOUNGER than either of the likely presidential candidates. Age Limits & Term Limits ARE bipartisan! Trump & Biden are older than ReynoldsWrap, Velcro, and Transistors

submitted 383 days ago • 0 comments

BTC reaching highest point since March '22 in bear market downslope should NOT be confused for BTC strength into halving. Money is moving to Alts when looking at where market caps currently sit. BTC.D still climbing but hard resistance and lack of new money is a data point that shouldn't be ignored.

submitted 383 days ago • 0 comments

Talk about eminent domain… www.earth.com/news/the-u-s... All of this extra land and Hawaii won’t give you the extra acreage if a lava flow extends your backyard into the ocean?

submitted 401 days ago • 0 comments

So he's taking the HODL position then? Really playing to the young demographics, genius... smh

submitted 401 days ago • 0 comments

Two weeks into launch of BTC ETFs; I've learned 3 things: 1) Average vocal crypto owner has absolutely pitiful understanding of FIAT markets. 2) Bloomberg & CoinDesk are competing for most clickbaity BS. 3) "Altcoin season" has been replaced by "Shitcoin pumping" season. Don't be stupid, stupid!

submitted 402 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like the 50d bleed has begun... What's next? Tapping the BMSB before making the run into the halving? I still believe our "cinch" is somewhere in very early February. In other news, ETH learns that decentralization is irrelevant if ever validator is running the same client software. Whoops.

submitted 403 days ago • 0 comments

In fairness to the pastor, the lord has frequently instructed others on the benefits of a "normal" scam. Good on the lord for modernizing his scam game. I mean this is the day that the lord hath made, after all.

submitted 403 days ago • 0 comments

That's all for today. I might be back tomorrow if there is something to say. Maybe some "good" news about the rejected 50d and the bleed down to the Bull Market Support Band before rebounding into the halving. Or maybe not....

submitted 404 days ago • 0 comments

Memestonk bags have zero future. Market is built to be resilient. GME was too close. Funds have derisked to not let that creep up. EVERY Short Squeeze begins as FTD Squeeze. CNS rolls obligations to derisk. Volume = rolled obligations. No rolled or increasing FTDs = no pressure. Deal with it.

submitted 404 days ago • 0 comments

BTC is not and never will be "the future of money". At absolute best, BTC is a reasonable "near" longterm store of value and will maintain this as long as regulation allows it. Make money on it but don't be fooled thinking you will ever be buying a coffee with BTC OR a BTC backed digital currency.

submitted 404 days ago • 0 comments

Web3 is NOT the same as Web3.0. The biggest difference? The Semantic Web (3.0) is an eventuality of tech evolution. The world's data moves "better" because of it. Web3 is a buzzwordy pipedream that has never materialized en masse, even in PoC, and, w/o acceptance of governing bodies, never will.

submitted 404 days ago • 0 comments

Let's break the ice. The next three posts give you insight into who I am, how I think, & what I care about. Feel free to respond, or don't... I'm not sure how most of this works anyway and I'm largely paralleling to old school tumblr blogs with a smaller character count. ie. It's for me, not you.

submitted 404 days ago • 0 comments

It is looking more and more like Twitter is not the place to be and while I'm unconvinced that THIS is, I like the idea of yelling my thoughts and theories into a slightly less crowded void. For the few that follow now, my postings will not be a surprise and for those yet to follow, you'll learn.

submitted 404 days ago • 0 comments