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She yearns to travel

her favorite is cool ranch doritos

You can make this post once every six months, it will always work

Getting to the fun parts of OSRS (did all meaningful afk grinds, meaning that what’s left is afk grinds that are like 3+ months for a pet)

Saw an ad for a third party switch controller and their whole deal was “this controller can tolerate it when you squeeze it really hard” like was that an issue for you???

lmao in avowed I got a quest to go somewhere and I'd already been there so I tried to fast travel, which broke that save. loaded the second most recent save, tried walking, turns out there was some kind of unskippable interaction I was supposed to have along the way

Three body problem:

Derek guy bat signal

Dichen Lachman 8hr outie affirmations asmr sleeping meditation severance mix

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Bashed my finger on the same squat rack twice in the past month. This time rather than filling out an incident report to get a plaster I just went home lmao.

Woman at the gym I can only describe as “cis hunter schafer”

Hu er så real for dette

waiting for shaders to compile in Avowed

Struggling to develop strength in the bench press, or build muscle? Here's how to fix your approach. www.gains-af.com/blog/troubleshoot-bench-press

Awoke ten minutes before my alarm with cursed thoughts. Today’s vibes will be off.

Transitioning into a new, more annoying type of guy

rewatching xfiles: I want to believe (the bad 2008 movie) and really being struck by how this is functionally a bad film in the 00's but it looks way more impressive and visually striking than most things I've seen in the last 5-10 years

Struggling with your bench press? Here's how to fix it, and get bigger and stronger. www.gains-af.com/blog/troubleshoot-bench-press

When the relationship is good but the dick is bad

Right-Wing Wannabe Trad Wife: Please, Elon. We need to talk about our child… Elon:

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Fellas is it gay to receive homage from your vassals? Buncha guys kneeling in front of you giving you rings and kissing your hands???

Gotta give this one a try

I just ran with it

💪 New post! 🖋: Struggling with your bench press? Here's how to fix it, and get bigger and stronger. www.gains-af.com/blog/troubleshoot-bench-press

envisioning "berserk, but guts has the biggest gun in the world instead". guy trains all his life to be as big and jacked as possible so that he can fire the biggest gun possible without it instantly obliterating him

My ex said that they’re too big 😔

truly incredible how the general quality of xfiles went down in s7-9 but then you still had glimmers of incredible stuff like the episode in s9 where there's the haunted brady bunch house that kills people

A perk of living in London is getting to point at the neighborhood banksy

My ex said that they’re too big 😔

AWAW (assigned wife at work)

@midnatstid.bsky.social tillykke med fødselsdagen!!!

Last night’s was “el Mercado” which was a Spanish guy talking over a Spanish night market concept but the vibes were all “get in bitches we’re going to meditate in the parking lot of the 24hr bodega”

Great news for me personally

Silicon Valley guy who feels intellectually maxed out by the cubicle version of Lost is such a funny concept. “this speculative fiction is dealing me sustained HP damage!!”