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Guy on the Mesoamerican Ball Game Subreddit: “Feel like my fantasy season is already slipping away, 3 games in and half my players (including my first round pick Feathered Serpent) have already been ritually sacrificed”

Good morning, Saturday morning

This is why every 2025 fascist loves AI

Love being a US Senator and knowing what the shape with 3 sides is called

Feel like a nationwide egg shortage that requires stores to place limits on consumers would have been a big story under Biden! I know Trump said he would fix it on day one but have they actually done anything that’s even theoretically supposed to address this or has it all just been anti-DEI shit?

Jesse Gemstone-ass vehicle.

Betting one day an even dumber version of Musk gets a huge govt contract to investigate and repair what DOGE is doing now

Elon unironically doing this right now

Can state with 100% confidence that this person was at January 6th

I don’t think anyone who hasn’t been divorced at least once has ever said “legalize comedy”

Ok, time to just tell him that we annexed Canada yesterday. He’s so profoundly incurious that he will believe it if he sees it on TV. If he wants to visit, fly him to Vermont or something

Hey remember when biden was powerless to remove dejoy?

Retirement of Mitch McConnell marks the formal transition of the GOP away from evil people who knowingly feed their base vile propaganda to build support for regressive policies and towards a party that has been fully captured by its own propaganda apparatus and believes all that dumb shit

Dead within six months. Take it to the bank.

“my parlay was going to hit, but then Huitzilin bruised his elbow and got sacrificed. I bet gold worth half of my chiapas - Am I screwed, Reddit?”

Love being a US Senator and knowing what the shape with 3 sides is called

Hey everybody! Suddenly Times of Israel is listening to the UN about ‘abhorrent and cruel’! Wait till they find out the shit Israel's done according to the UN that qualifies! The will lose their damn minds.