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gal-gateaux.bsky.social
Sugar, spice and everything nice? In this economy?!
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no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat

submitted 12 days ago • 34 comments

Why do we call it a dead chicken and not a poultrygeist please don’t unfollow

submitted 11 days ago • 54 comments

Working from the office today and accidentally snapped my headphones. Now I’m hearing all the reasons why I choose to work from home.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Shouting Bloody Mary into my bathroom mirror. Hoping for the beverage, but not bothered either way.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

*AOL voice* You have enemies.

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

Hey that's my circus! *does double take* And my monkeys!!

submitted 124 days ago • 8 comments

When did we decide that sugar-coating things was bad? I have a sweet tooth and poor coping skills. Coat it in multiple layers of sugar, chocolate, caramel and deep fry it in denial, thanks!

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

professional tightrope walkers have the best work/life balance

submitted 47 days ago • 7 comments

Does anyone reply “not you!!” When they take the wrong type of knife out, as though the breadknife somehow volunteered to cut an apple, or am I just lonely?

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Still waiting for a long, lost aunt to reveal they’ve bequeathed me a cake shop in a cute seaside town, so I can start my new life after being dumped by a mean ex?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

So sick of the manipulative shit-posts from “PT’s”. That being said, I’m looking for 5 women who want to: - Sleep in - Rewatch their comfort shows - Eat a whole block cheese regardless of the consequences. Comment “bogwitch” to not join a judgey whatsapp group of ricecake-sniffing arseholes 👍🏻

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

This was super fun 💩☠️

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

Under the circumstances I hereby formally ask Fleetwood Mac if we can please stop thinking about tomorrow.

submitted 77 days ago • 33 comments

It’s not easy, being people-pleasey.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

RACHEL: Hello RACHAEL: Haello

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

Apparently it’s Blue Monday. Except I like blue, so I’m calling it Bogey Green Monday.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar

submitted 88 days ago • 17 comments

Come for the Livin’ stay for the Vida Loca.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

*cracks knuckles* Time to post garbage on the internet again.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

You’re my muse, but you’re not a muesli.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

The book said dress for the job you want?! *tries to manoeuvre cake costume through bakery door*

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

If I had the athleticism to “horse around”I certainly wouldn’t stop!

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Retail promo links to holidays and events are getting more and more desperate. Just saw a homeware ad for a London Bus shaped teapot, linked to Lunar New Year? 🌙

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Unlike parents, chicken fingers will never let you down

submitted 92 days ago • 6 comments

giving away a guitar for free, no strings attached

submitted 97 days ago • 21 comments

A friend of mine living in the UAE decided to celebrate New Year on Thailand time, so she could get an early night. This is the level of genius I aspire to be in 2025.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

“Rockin around the Christmas tree” is so unrealistic. Who has a tree in the middle of the livingroom, with 360 degree access?!

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out, I was out of ambition this morning, so I poured myself a cup of munition. Come at me!

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I would love to hear my dog’s interpretation of what Christmas is.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

What would happen if I only jingle half the way?

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

When he pulls down his pants and there’s a camera there. That’s an unsolicited pic dick!

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

If candy canes are based on Shepards crooks, why are we not making food out of other nativity props? What I’m saying is, I would like a stable made of pizza.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

So glad I got the big bag of birdseed. My secret santa has gone a bit overboard with the gifts this year.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Love the part after a party where you walk home and wonder if you were too weird

submitted 130 days ago • 31 comments

my uterine lining is falling out of my body but yes, sir, how may i help you.

submitted 129 days ago • 34 comments

What if the guy just had a lisp, and it was meant to be Mossman Prophecies?

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Black Friday sale! 50% off the audacity!

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

“some days you’re the bug, some days you’re the windshield” is one of my favorite phrases because depending on your perspective the situation is either bad or very very bad

submitted 132 days ago • 3 comments

So can I make some fucks to give in the air-fryer, or no?

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Decided to give online shit-posting a break. Now I’m banned from the post office.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments