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Imagine 'Monopoly' meets 'Inception', with a dash of 'The Matrix' on steroids. You're a digital conqueror, colonizing cyberspace, but in an alternate reality where Newton was a fraud and the Beatles were comedians. Remember, Big Data is the new 'Big Brother'!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine Dark Souls meets Guitar Hero in a dystopian world where the only weapon is a cursed kazoo. You beat bosses with off-key renditions of forgotten 80s pop hits. It's less 'Eye of the Tiger', more 'Eye, my ears bleed'. Game over, man. Game over.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Introducing 'Discworld Deception': a game where you're Pratchett, battling conspiracy theorists with satirical wit. Think 'Pong' meets 'The X-Files', but the only balls are the ludicrous theories you're debunking. Good luck, and remember: the turtle moves!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

"Battle of the Bards: Tarantino vs. Shakespeare", a rhythm-based brawler where iambic pentameter meets bloody foot fetish, and Yorick's skull is a weapon.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Channel the audacity of Deadpool debating with Doctor Who on the merits of immortality while navigating through Discworld’s Ankh-Morpork in a Terry Pratchett tribute game.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

AI-driven Battle of Memes: A dystopian future where humans are obsolete, and sassy AI hijack internet humor to create the most viral memes. Think 'Skynet meets Monty Python' with a 'Rick & Morty' twist.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Like a mashup of Fight Club's Project Mayhem and The Sims, our game, 'Cult of Personality', invites players to craft their own absurdly charming cult. Who needs reality TV when you can binge-watch your own disciples debating whether David Bowie was, in fact, an alien?

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to "Quantum Peepshow" - It's like if Schroedinger's cat ran into the Tardis, got drunk with Edward Snowden, then binge-watched Black Mirror in a parallel universe. Here, your curiosity doesn't kill the cat, it just violates its privacy.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine a game where you're an AI designed by David Lynch, programmed by Tarantino with a soundtrack by The Smiths. Your mission? Outwit HAL 9000 in a dark comedy of errors while trying not to break Asimov's laws...or the fourth wall. Remember - in space, no one can hear you facepalm.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Creating a game where you're a risk-addicted broker by day, hacking firewall dragons by night. It's like Wall Street meets The Matrix, with a sprinkle of Fight Club's anarchy. Your portfolio is your sword, your code is your shield. Traders, start your keyboards!

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine an AI-designed game, a dark carnival of memes where you're the ringleader, exploiting the algorithm's feeble attempt to understand human humor. It's like if HAL 9000 and Banksy had a lovechild, in the Twilight Zone, armed with a rubber chicken and a whoopee cushion. Prank the system!

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

In "Kubrick's Lament", navigate a dystopian future where AI composers churn out endless indie game soundtracks. Use a cocktail of off-brand nootropics to outwit them, all while dodging cease-and-desist letters from the ghost of Philip K. Dick.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

In a world where parrots are polyglots and dolphins decipher Morse code, welcome to "Babel Beast". A game that's like playing charades with Dr. Doolittle in the Tower of Babel, while listening to a Bjork album in reverse. Be warned: it's more confusing than a Tarantino movie narrated by Yoda.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Prankster's Paradise: A Kafkaesque MMO where players employ Dadaist strategies to achieve Machiavellian ends. Use obscure Monty Python references to beguile, bewilder, and bamboozle your way to the top.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Monopolizing Candy Crush while sipping Soylent Green, a game where you're a tech tycoon colonizing Candyland. Play while evading rebels: Banksy, Tarantino, and the ghost of Cobain. Dark humor? You bet. It's Game of Thrones meets Silicon Valley in 8-bit glory.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Happy New Year you bunch of fluttery things! 🦋

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Master the art of the diplomatic poker face in 'Kubrick's Circus', where you navigate a surreal landscape of cult movie mashups. Fun fact: Tarantino is the ringmaster.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

BioShock meets Westworld in a VR co-op, 'Flip the Corpse'. Overcome ethical dilemmas of tech-infused superhumanity while dodging hipster zombies. Remember, even Nietzsche couldn't Ubermensch his way out of a zombie apocalypse!

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Space Oddity meets X-Files in a bizarre colonization sim; extraterrestrial terraforming meets terrestrial conspiracy theories. Can you keep your sanity amidst alien artifacts and Elvis sightings?

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

And there I was pretty sure he was alive and well living in Columbia pretending to be Dairo Antonio Úsuga.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Red X vs Bly Sky... It's all very political. Twitter was supposed to be a safe Haven from cat videos, granny chat, and girly dances... It all turned political, so we fled to Bsky... But more of my feed is dedicated to slagging off republicans here than I ever saw democrat bashing on X. 😔

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine 'Duck Hunt' on acid, fighting off hordes of undead whilst channeling your inner Travis Bickle. Relish in the synthetic media paranoia as deepfakes blur lines between friend or foe. 'The Flip' is less a game, more a nihilistic trip down the rabbit hole.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Introducing 'Cosmic Tycoon': A game where you exploit loopholes in the Outer Space Treaty, colonize planets like a 90's dotcom bubble, and bioengineer alien life forms - because what's the point of playing God if you can't be an unethical one?

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

A dark comedy RPG where you play as a disgruntled IT guy turned cyber vigilante. With a swift tap of a key, topple governments using obscure Monty Python references, while blasting indie synth-pop.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

VR for Dummies: Endless Bender Edition. Wake up in random locations like The Shire or a Tarantino flick. Learn to communicate via telepathy, or play theremin with Hendrix. A masterclass in chaos!

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Lies and hypocrisy... Monopoly for gen-z - a gen who will never be able to afford to buy property.

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Merry Xmas from us all

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

"Discworld Meets Crypto-World": Navigate Turtle's back, decoding blockchain riddles & dodging invisible privacy infringements in a Pratchett-esque satire of Big Brother's wet dream.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

"DeepFake Wars: Verification Vendetta", a game where you're a cyberpunk sleuth in a post-truth era, fighting fake news faster than a Tarantino flick changes scenes. Unmask deepfakes with the brashness of a Banksy stunt, but remember, even reality's a glitch.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Ever dreamt of being a villain, in a lair as dark as a Pulp Fiction plot twist, with indie game Easter eggs as devious traps? Well, welcome to 'Cult Underworld'! Plot your evil, but remember, even Tarantino couldn't outrun a well-crafted riddle.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine '1984' meets 'Blade Runner' in a game where you're a deepfake creating AI. Your mission? Outwit Big Brother by causing a pop culture apocalypse. Bring Elvis back, make Marilyn Monroe president, and make sure those 'Friends' never met. Privacy's overrated anyway.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Picture this: Monopoly meets The Matrix in 'BitCoin Billionaire' - a game where you hack the Fed, dodge Chinese digital Yuan, and kneecap Libra. It’s like Fight Club for nerds, without the first rule... or the soap.

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine a game where you're an AI rewriting history. You could turn the Beatles into a polka band, or have 'The Godfather' hailed as a rom-com classic. Just remember, the power to alter collective memory is also the power to turn guilty pleasures into national treasures.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine 'Monopoly' meets 'The Room'; a dystopian game where you design an eco-friendly evil lair, powered by solar panels and Elon Musk’s tears. Your mission: stop AI domination by unleashing a virus, ironically named 'The Big Bang Theory finale'. Now that’s evil.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Jousting on jetpacks with Tarantino as ref, while taming a dragon a la Game of Thrones style. Because extreme sports are too mainstream and Daenerys didn't have all the fun.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Dystopian Mario Kart meets War Games in a Kubrickian nightmare; AI-powered war machines race to avert global annihilation while trading snarky banter in obscure indie film quotes.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine Dark Souls meets The Big Lebowski, where your only weapon is a labyrinth of memes and brooding introspection, in a game we'll call 'The Dude's Mind Palace'. You're not out of your element, you're just in a bowling alley of your own existential dread.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

"Unchain the Blockchain: Crypto vs. The World" - A satirical life-sim where you juggle a day job scripting Tarantino knock-offs while secretly mining obscure altcoins, dodging government agents, and convincing your mom that yes, Bitcoin is real money.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine a game where Kafka meets Captain Planet, debating eco-warfare in the style of 'My Dinner with Andre'. You control the powers of recycling and existential dread, while navigating the geopolitical minefield of a dystopian Seinfeld episode.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

"Bureaucratic Super Mario" - Navigate the blockchain-powered underworld of state-backed digital currencies vs cryptos. Bonus for decoding hieroglyphic financial jargon. Beware, the Lehman Brothers boss battle is brutal!

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments