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If Einstein stayed home eating cheese sticks, and crying to high school musical, he’d be a lot like me
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It’s so clear everybody forgot how genuinely horrible trump was in his first term. Everybody I talked to before the election was just “Oh but Biden old :(“ as if that was any worse than electing a second age of Stalin. Not only do we need to teach history better but also like literally 4 years ago

The adhd urge to rot in bed for two hours despite being the hungriest you’ve ever been

Does anybody know what the hell rich people are buying?

I am so proud of myself that when I go to my following page it’s covered top to bottom in trans rights posts I’ve lived in America for all my life, this is not America; this is a twisted hellscape that has been destroyed by our politicians. May it be through greed or incompetency to stop said greed

It took them ten years to make a switch 2 and the best they could do was a Lenovo Go?

I love getting notifications about people who are definitely not bots following, cause like, I literally have like four posts, tf is there to follow

Why are trans people literally the funniest people on earth

I refuse to play balatro because I’m scared of what will happen

Election Day was crazy cause it left me wondering how bad our education must really be, like did y’all not read animal farm?

Adderall is great, but theres only so much it can do to stop me from spending all my money on a hobby I discovered today and have already forgotten the name of

For season two of squid games they should have all the contestants shoot each other with ink and see who can cover the most ground. I think it would also be funny if they used buckets and paint rollers as well. In the episode after they should play splatoon

Finally, an app I can scroll through as much as Pinterest

I feel like two and a half hours should be three hours instead of two hours and thirty minutes