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Why is it soooo hard to change my name on my Albertsons pharmacy account? I got married! Have you never heard of someone getting married before? I just want to see my prescription status in the app 😭

Was gonna make a joke about a cybertruck driver's kid asking their dad to drop them off a block away from school so their friends don't see them in it but then I remembered they wouldn't be allowed custody

sadly scrolling through my 354 saved videos on tiktok to see what i wanted to keep over the past 5 years :’(

Regular ass guy: damn this country has a lotta problems it would be great if we could solve one of them Our elites: we're going to bring back polio

absolutely furious at how much better my mental health is after decluttering the living room today 0/10 my mother should not be allowed to be right

Standing Desk Celebrates 4th Year At Lowest Possible Setting

Now that we've normalized posting each other's texts on the internet I talk to everyone like a cautious politician just in case. Do I want to hang out this weekend? Well let me say first of all how much I appreciate our friendship and I look forward to partnering with you on our shared priorities.

Fucking Merrick Garland. You had ONE job.

You can double the battery life of your headphones by using one at a time while the other charges. Most people never think out of the box like this

Fact-Checking RFK Jr. On Health theonion.com/fact-checkin...

i've lived in north texas for six years and JUST found out there's a great fossil-digging place an hour away???? you can find (and keep!) fossilized SHARK TEETH?!?!!

not that it's a competition (it kind of is) but bluesky is definitely losing in the which-platform-loves-my-dog category vs threads his "he doesn't have cancer!!" posts after 1 day:

BENIGN!!!! NO SPLEEN CANCER FOR THIS LIL MAN!!!!! ❣️❣️❣️❣️

how do i tell audible to never ever ever suggest me anything by j•neva r•se ever again

i've been at my job for 3 years and it feels much shorter than that, but that's probably because i'm now on my 3rd different job here

Jake Paul should debate Noam Chomsky next

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

dear god pls protect mike tyson tonight and guide his head close to jake paul's ear and move his spirit to bite 🙏

are all new books contractually obligated to have a character named ethan now or do they just keep finding me

very stoned and super stylin in his surgery recovery suit. minus 1 spleen and 1 splenetic tumor

Goodbye Twitter, the Menswear guy is here now

I’ll go to my grave wondering how someone could think having a loud car exhaust makes them look cool.

Bluesky stuns in new App Store ranking

i like waking up with total confidence knowing i will not die in an underwater cave or in proximity to mt. everest. there's a lot about the future you cannot predict, but it's nice to definitively know those are ruled out

so to recap monday: birthday tuesday: election friday: find out my dog has a 50/50 of having an aggressive cancer, needs a $4k surgery asap, and may only have weeks–months left to live fuck this week

What a year we’ve had this week

jesus christ this fucking week will not stop with the bad news

The Swifties are here and I, for one, welcome our new overlords.