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Just remembered Andrew Yang

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Bluesky

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The human race cannot survive if religion is a top priority

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Damn all republicans really are pussies huh

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His name is Cheesebro

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But has anyone asked what Gal Gadot thinks?

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Why does every white body have curly hair all of a sudden?

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Corporate speak is infinitely fascinating and equally stupid

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How did we fall for streaming? I hate that every app starts with pixelated garbage for the 5 minutes of any show or movie

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Gotta be real, this is not a particularly well made app

submitted 592 days ago • 0 comments

I get to do an exit interview tomorrow and I will be burning that bridge.

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Humpty Dumpty is never mentioned to be an egg

submitted 595 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a every specific type of man that can be seen at any given Home Depot and you all know what I’m talking about

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Finally at a place where I can tell someone their religion is dumb

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So fucking funny

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Damn, Marle, do they have a horny jail in that castle of yours? Because that’s where you’re going

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To the lady in the passenger side who stuck half of her body out of the window to scream, flip me the bird and show me her titties on 635: Hello.

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I miss time theft

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You guys. Lizzo was never a nice woman. She gave literally EVERYONE a stink face

submitted 612 days ago • 0 comments

Just got fired a week before my 10 year anniversary. Outsourcing is the devil

submitted 613 days ago • 1 comment

My brain feels so much better without Twitter, like, thank god that dumbass bought it so I could bail

submitted 613 days ago • 0 comments

Florida on its way to becoming Utah for idiots which is SAYING SOMETHING

submitted 613 days ago • 0 comments

trans people: im trans society: ok pneumatic tube after an object is placed inside of it: thoomp

submitted 614 days ago • 6 comments

Real talk: who do I even give these invite codes to? I deleted Twitter lol

submitted 614 days ago • 0 comments

I got in on Bluesky thinking I might end up with a higher follower count but BOY HOWDY it’s the same

submitted 614 days ago • 0 comments

Look, it’s the only recent pic of me that I like

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Deleted X the moment I saw the icon change. Fuck Elon Musk dawg

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Folks DO know that Musk is going to raise the monthly fee right?

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Nw:

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