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Falcon Season 2025! Looks like both Merriam (perched on roof) and Webster (perched in nest box) have returned. Merriam is unbanded with long malar stripes on her face and heavy markings on her belly. Webster is banded (45/BU) and has shorter malar stripes and lighter belly markings.

Bold position shift

Credit to John Oliver for making a crack about ICE and other people wearing woodland camo in urban environments it’s just tacticool bullshit which isn’t their worst crime but I’m sure DOGE will cut down on their budget to look cool any second

Maybe tubby should have hit the weights before complaining about trans folks

Felt my son kicking again today and I can’t articulate the feeling. It’s so exciting and worrying and cool. Don’t know how to explain it just need to yell it into the void

Who’s got that one tweet about McCain lying about his arm injuries as an excuse to not pick up Meghan’s heft

It’s wild having stress from my email job like lmao oh the deck used the wrong color palette? Should we tell Chapelle Roan? Be serious.

Not trying to be a like parenthesis poster but just learning about Israel’s barely legal clandestine intel unit and its wiki has a whole “companies founded by alum” and COME ON. No one short of David Duke does more for the antisemite than Israel itself how is this real

It’s crazy there are two big boys with glasses named Caleb who make kind of yelling content and one is just a funny good time and one is screaming about your uber eats and my algo can’t tell the difference

I cannot express how insane it is to see ads for brand name heart cath procedures. “Doc, I have AFib, plz insert the Boston Scientific™️ WATCHMAN device”

My wife works with a doctor who is an incredibly good medical practitioner and an incredible brain fried human which makes for a fun dynamic. Anyways he sent her this unironically

Finding out about RedNote has been so illuminating it’s a more pure internet I love it plz free us

I can exclusively report Grave Digger knelt during the anthem and has “Gone Woke”.

Herrs ranch habanero chips go absolutely crazy I was not familiar with your game herr Herr

The mistake being made about Meta is to say they're just doing this to make conservatives happy. They've been doing that a decade+. Removing fact checkers and bringing back political content means there will be more stuff that gets more people mad which creates more engagement. Growth at all costs.

Realizing people are following me because they think I’m the band. I am not the band garbage

I often think about early TikTok where it was just theater kid types and they just got totally run roughshod over by thirst traps and AI reading /r/writingprompts

There’s this shitty little pond in my neighborhood and it makes my day every time I hear skates and sticks because its been cold enough for the neighborhood kids to become Canadian and shoot some puck

I wonder what happened to the UMass hockey Covid season cardboard fan of Brace Beldon I had made.

Googling “signs of burnout” and punching boxes like Mike Tyson

Felt like Prometheus when I saw the light in the eyes of my house guests when I asked clean or dirty (bacon grease) for their fried egg sango

Happy “circle back after the holidays” szn to all who celebrate

Huntzberger Family Erasure

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book* uh oh *Frantically starts flipping though pages* uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

I've made this point before but this is why you come out breathing fire and promising extensive court reform the day Dobbs dropped. massive massive strategic blunder to try to chart a middle path and take court reform off the table immediately. confuses rather than clarifies the issue

Place still doesn’t have The Juice. Need more idiots on here, sorry to say. I need the Bad Posts. Earnest Bad Posts.