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Come for the comics, leave for the takes. Possibly 18+ idk i swear a lot More comics here: patreon.com/gabbyschulz Original art from my books for sale: https://www2.store.beguilingoriginalart.com/index.php?cPath=218
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Everything’s dumb goodnight

*nihilism intensifies*

dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia

Elon: so it's and and and well, i you i mean, you, it's obvious so so well and everybody can yuh you'll you know, see and it's it just just it's plain as you can. clear as day ok i mean serously Interviewer: And yet Biden wasn't doing it. Wow

Gonna do a visualization exercise about feelings i heard about on a deleuze podcast episode about men being lonely

packing the scotus with insane corrupt sycophants expressly loyal to me as a person and then being like noooo don’t do it, don’t sue me, please don’t create a level of precedent equivalent to Satan hi-fiving me as he hands me the Amulet of Omnipotence

Eggs are $324, my ass is falling out, heat death feels like a mercy, a dude who cheats at Diablo has my SSN. I'm a feeble entity in a vacuous existence meant only to bolster someone's bank account. It's time to put 3 hours of ragtime on the jukebox at the local bar and leave immediately

It’s no wonder people who don’t like me are evil, it turns out morality is just like in the Hollywood action movies

love that shadow of war got this detail correct

I will *only* post drawings drawn while high and that’s a gabby promise

Life before the internet was such a blessed beautiful gift

Anyway remember when that journalist was assassinated in Malta over the Panama Papers

Which is exactly why they want to demolish it

What did we really expect from a country which has normalized “if you’ve done nothing wrong you’ve got nothing to hide” and “if you see something say something” for as long as gen z has been alive

Splitting hairs on a runaway train to Dachau

Someone right now has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time with five bullets

It’s a well-known historical fact that the Nazis were stopped when Hitler was killed by an extremely low Gallup poll

Nevertheless we should not lose track of the importance of tethering the US dollar to crypto

🎵 The tone police / they somehow got elected 🎸 🎶

Hey look I’ve got another patreon post up as if everything in world was fine and you were gonna be rich forever www.patreon.com/gabbyschulz

It is *so* adorable how ppl think the guy presently getting all set up to literally be a dictator is fucking with polls right now

😀

That’s cool I’ll keep my iostat handy anyway

Yeah dude I have, now I’m only buying things that will help me weather profound economic collapse before my currency loses value and the ecosphere tanks

Literally me on this app

My take: the present relativist pomo landscape has imploded the parameters of “good” and “evil” we’ve based out society on since the Enlightenment. We’re now drawn back to a new Dark Ages where everything, down to our shared conception of reality itself, will be determined by contests of brute force

I haven’t scrolled in a couple hours, are we talking about how trump controls Earth’s largest military yet? By installing a sycophant? Have we mentioned how it’s illegal and not allowed and stuff? Has a judge told him he shouldn’t yet

“I’ll kill for you, sir” Therrre it is. There’s the shift into trickle-down endgame we’ve been waiting for

I wish the opinions of ppl i agree with in my feed mattered at all irl

Self-hatred is back bc it’s the only kind of hate that kash Patel won’t gulag you for

I was going to cut my hair tonight but I hate myself too much. Last week I didn’t cut it bc I didn’t hate myself enough. There’s a very specific window of self-hate i need to hit in order to give myself a haircut