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thinking about rosa ships

With the demise of Joann's, I'm going to share a few online resources I've found. It's by no means exhaustive, but hopefully it helps folks find what they need. 🧵

he's literally doing to the federal government what he did to twitter and no one in the world voted him into any office

the time spent on the windowsill was just a brief speck on my life's timeline, but even so, it was a moment so shining and brilliant that I remember it clearly even millenia later buried in the ruins of their civilization. oh, to be loved, even for a heartbeat

please please call. myself and so many people I care about rely on medicaid

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

Chilling at Midday Gardens #art #spyro #study

i also like dropping the lore bomb that khalja’s a dad. he isn’t sure where his kids are today and he doesn’t think he deserves to know. there’s a reason halric in SHB is an overall gut punch for him

khalja’s core/canon job is dark knight and it’s so fun contrasting his intimidating/towering presence with the fact that he’s literally just this gentle giant embodiment of the “two bagels” meme

Ardbert for the FFXIV playing card deck today #FFXIV

i’m still convinced sage comparing my boy khalja to the iron giant deserves to be framed in the louvre it’s not something i was thinking of when i cooked him up but it fully works. he knows he’s not a gun, used to not know he wasn’t a gun. he would do anything for the person who helped him learn.

#slaytheprincess

goes to bed thinking about fear and hunger the game

furthering my thought experiment: rosa also has a healer-binding mechanic like the griffin’s collar. except even when you free them it leaves a significant bleed debuff signaling that she has had Enough

Chrysalis

Blessed are they who stand before The corrupt and the wicked and do not falter. #dragonage

mew did nothing wrong, ever

i often think about how eons before cookie monster was conceived, or indeed before there were minds capable of conceiving, cookie monster was already there, waiting

thinking about that time the jim henson company did toy story before toy story did

detective (sighing): this is the hardest part of the job woman (opening door): hello officer what is this about? detective: ma'am there's no easy way to say this... your husband's bingle got bongled woman: i'm sorry, what? detective (annoyed): his whole shit got sproinked

if rosa were a duty boss i feel like she’d be a near-elidibus level of annoying. if you try to LB when she isn’t casting something she’ll put up her own version of the warrior LB to null the damage and piss you off

Buckthorn

there is no position more esteemed than that of the one OC that you remake in every video game in a character creator

rosa

"Im using Ai roleplay in my spare time" not only will we be stoning you, you are a coward. Roleplay is suppose to be done with your friends or a stranger you barely know but will come to respect like a fellow soldier on the battlefield

man. clive barker

on the whole rosa hasn’t had a Ton of practice but sometimes you’re just naturally a good kisser. she does have her positive qualities

scifi doggo

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colorado guy told me about his daughter and showed me the little lego house she’s working on. says being a dad is the best thing he’s ever done. so goddamn cute

I'm just trying to level an alt

okay but every fucking company that dropped anything remotely "DEI" so fast without any actual impetus to do so, preemptively for laws that were never going to be upheld because they weren't constitutional, needs to be fucking dragged into the street and stomped on forever

#ffxiv get outta my head

Working on my own human sonic au bc im crazy so here’s sonic and shadow’s designs 8’) expect more soon #art #sonicthehedgehog

thinking i need to call the place i’m hoping to get in on for afforadable housing to make sure i’m still on their wait list since i haven’t heard a peep