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Yes, this Cabinet — with a Fox & Friends drunk, a Real World airhead, a former heroin addict who beheaded a whale, a dog killer, a Russian stooge, a scandal-plagued wrestling executive, etc — this Cabinet is LITERALLY the best America has ever had. Thank you for that insight, Elon. Smart as ever.

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For the US to side with Russia and North Korea to oppose a UN resolution condemning the illegal invasion of Ukraine defies all common sense and adds insult to the countless injuries suffered by the brave Ukrainian people. edition.cnn.com/2025/02/24/p...

European Parliament member 👇🏽

The world watched in horror, as America…died.

But- and I cannot stress this enough- her emails.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

“O wise one, I have traveled for many months, crossed wide oceans, traversed vast deserts, and climbed the highest mountains in hopes you would share your great wisdom with me.” “Have you brought the traditional offering of snacks, my child?” “Of course.” “Then let us begin.”

Pretty damn good framing for Dems

What you see now is a suit and tie version of January 6th -Lawrence O’Donnell We are once again under attack

“President Trump is breaking the law. Here are some examples.” See? It’s not hard.

MORE BARGING

Spot on from @chrismurphyct.bsky.social

Shouldn’t this be a bigger story?

I can only assume that everyone in the Trump administration and the voters supporting him must have watched every movie and heard every story and said to themselves “that villain seems cool” How does one miss the point of the last 2000 years?

Home construction in the US makes intense use of lumber, more so than in many other countries, while also being a large employer not only of carpenters but also electricians, plumbers, contractors, etc. Canada accounted for 74% of US imports of lumber. A 25% tariff will raise home prices in the US.

an IMAX showing of his head being lowered into a wood chipper in slow motion would fix me

Trump is an extremely dangerous man--stupid, vindictive, fixated on payback for his enemies. This country will be lucky to survive him.

When that motherfucker dies the celebrations will be visible from space.

I’ll be posting this today

Miss Piggy’s still-warm body lay in the corner, the hilt of a knife protruding from her chest. Trailing bloody footprints, Kermit sauntered over to the window and let out a contented sigh. Enjoying the blessed silence, he lit a cigarette and waited calmly for the cops to arrive.

Exactly #prince #Prince4Ever #PrinceFam youtu.be/JLB4KSVgr6M?... @malckierob.bsky.social

hey we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe

31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚

in canada we don’t have new year’s, we just keep using the old one. we’re not wasteful like some other countries i could name.

C̶h̶i̶k̶i̶n̶ C̶h̶i̶k̶k̶o̶n̶ C̶h̶e̶e̶c̶k̶a̶n̶

One day, smugness will be measured in Questrade commercials

December, 34 AD: “I miss Jesus.” “I’m gonna bring a tree into the house. He would’ve loved that shit.”

A list of the number of chromosomes of ten different organisms… Fruit fly = 8 Housefly = 12 Snail = 24 Frog = 26 American badger = 32 Red fox = 34 Cat = 38 Dolphin = 44 Human = 46 Pineapple = 50 * I, for one, welcome our future pineapple overlords

My cat just came downstairs, hissed at me, then turned around and went right back up so I turned the TV down in case it was too loud and what even is my life right now

chocolate chip cookies are easy and so fun to make! start with a high quality all-purpose flour, and a salted butter to give your batter a rich flavor. incorporate your sugar and butter before adding to the flour for a smooth dough. in 1984 i hit a man on an unlit road in kankakee illinois

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

Nobody has ever dropped a more fire comeback than, “The bar is so low it’s a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil.”

My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker

“Your guy is late.” “It’s only been five minutes, chill.” "Something doesn't feel right." “Everything’s fine, Dave.” "You sure this is the spot?" "Yes." "And you know this guy is cool?" "Yes, just relax." "Don't give him the money until-" "Until I see the kibble, yes I know."

Be kind. Repost.

there’s just no viable feed crop that can be grown at the north pole capable of sustaining a livestock operation large enough to feed the elves needed to keep christmas running. which raises some troubling questions

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

IT’S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUUUU

why do the red hot chili peppers suck so bad