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garethroyall.bsky.social

Lock keeper. Tour Guide. Cartoon Scribbler. Doofus. Thinner than I used to be.

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Movie remake idea: #madmax Fury Road, but the War Boys are all Mrs Warboys from One Foot In The Grave. Richard Wilson as Immortan Joe

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I don't mean to brag, but I've just managed to remove a single wet wipe from the packet.

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When I introduce myself, after I say my name I'll say "Not that Gareth Royall, obviously" so I can watch them trying to remember a famous Gareth Royall they should have heard of. There isn't one. I checked.

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Taking a moment to remember my Dad, who we laid to rest four years ago today.

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#Sunrise over the Thames at #Teddington. So cold the river has frozen at the entrance to the lock.

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What next, George A Romero Lane?

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

Getting my gladrags* ready for a rambunctious NYE night out* PJs Not rambunctious In Happy new year, everybody x

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For the first time ever I've been able to go to a regular shop and buy myself a suit off the peg in the sale like a normal sized person!

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#totp

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Number one in an occasional photo series called "Pictures on Rightmove that make it look like a gnome is hiding behind a low wall"

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#peaceonearth

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Throwback to last summer. Early start to catch the tide for these boaters.

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When laying the table these go on the far right.

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Can't help but feel that a lot of conflict could have been avoided in the Wild West if cowboy architects had just made their town big enough for everyone.

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Libraries. They're called libraries.

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Number one in an occasional photo series called Gateposts that look a bit like Badly Drawn Boy.

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Worst 9th Dr Who cosplays ever #totp

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How will they stand up on the key change if they're already standing up? #totp

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Hucknall moving like the Trololo guy #totp

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Oh lordy. #totp

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I reckon Noddy took his hat off just before going on stage #totp

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Little stroll up the weir to make sure there's enough water in the #RiverThames between here and Molesey. #lockkeeperlife #lockseducation

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Blast from the past.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

No apologies for spamming Bluesky with orange sky this morning. The #sunrise has been glorious today

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment

Sunrise at work.

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Road testing my new hat on a chilly early shift. Going for a Geno-era Dexy's Midnight Runners vibe.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I always call a spade a spade. I'm not particularly outspoken. I just have a very limited vocabulary.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

One thing I like to do is share pictures of where I work (I'm a lock keeper on the River Thames), so if you like soothing pictures of boats going up and down in a chamber, this is the place to come.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Mostly here to talk nonsense about Top of the Pops on a Friday night. Any other posts will be suitably frothy and light.

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