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gargoyletea.bsky.social
Very weird furry fetish art ahead. No commissions or trades. NSFW/18+ only. Taken. Ace. they/it/whatever. he/him ok in a pinch. 🇨🇦. if you use twitter i will block you. if you don't want to read my bs then please click the media tab.
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Can't even have toxic yaoi in this fucking workspace because my boss doesn't want to fuck me unless I paint myself green and dress like a fucking British judge and let him call me Dollar in bed

Oh my god why does petg have to be such a dick and a half about whether or not it wants to come off the spool i'm not even having hydration woes it just is like "mmm lemmie just unspool several feet all at once and refuse to re-spool" when its on the fucking machine itself

im not a huge fan of most modern pokemon games but for the love of god gamefreak please fix poor flareon

An old, quick request I did

c--cute... makerworld.com/en/models/13...

techcrunch.com/2025/04/24/p... is it just me or are all techbros just truly brain damaged

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Unironically binge-watching that's so raven

I 3d printed a beyblade truly humanity has peaked

An old, quick request I did

Not too hot not too cold all you need is a light jacket

a friend insisted i was just opening myself up to getting scammed but a someone on aliexpress who was selling an esoteric piece of equipment that they had to solder the pcb by hand for each person and was stuck waiting for said pcbs to arrive so without prompting I extended the delivery date

the "sudo" command in the pokemon universe better be called "sudowoodo" i swear to fuck

wait bsky went down? wack

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i wonder how thin i could slice a PET bottle those bottle cutters used to make cord out of it always slice it so thick

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living in rural canada is all about confusing the fuck out of people because the unstable data ends up causing all your posts/chats/messages to go out either in one big burst or in a random, jostled order

debating if i wanna use gingerale or cola to glaze a ham (w/brown sugar i mean) im thinking gingerale but hmm

hey appliance manufacturers: if your response to "why is my oven always 25C colder than it claims" is "its eco-friendly/green 😊" i automatically assume you're fucking lying and just cheaped out on making it (cough whirlpool cough).

visited someone who only uses wet wipes instead of tp (and/or bidet) and im really curious why they're scented since "flowery farts" just makes the bathroom smell like a grandma shat herself

found extremely old furry art from years ago that i physically scanned and then used the piant bucket tool to give what was apparently supposed to be a dragon like 100% saturation lego-ass blue skin and puke green hair and i dont know if i should laugh or cry

noisily sipping from a luke-warm half-flat can of soda and saying "damn that's crazy" when i'm proven right for the 5 millionth time about all the shit people kept insisting i was exaggerating and fearmongering about over the last decade

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

3d printer tech yters all look like they're made all made out of plastic themselves im sorry i shouldnt judge people on how they look but goddamn