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garliccorgi.bsky.social
Beets, Bears, Battlescar Galactica. Father to 3 horrible daughters. Smithy of words, drinker of beer. Winter is coming. Views my own.
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I think with that Trump/Zelensky talk we can safely say we are now in a world that's somehow more ridiculous than anything Ianucci could come up with

I'm seeing more blue sky screenshots on Twitter from people who love to argue big ups to the argueheads on here.

I've always loved how Shai looks here. He looks like Wile E Coyote before he falls off of a cliff

Crazy people still try to visit. Know your limits and stay safe.

Wearing a Zelda triforce shirt and light brown cargo pants to work

Has anyone actually ever played 4D chess. I guess that's starcraft.

Rumor has it a bunch of elves aren't going to be asked to go back to the North Pole due to DOGE cuts and the federal funding freeze. I know they were contractors but it still sucks 😔

Whatever happened with the president of South Korea anyway is he still president

Is Big Bird a Chocobo? He seems to be kind of a sui generis being in general but the resemblance is uncanny

Lots of people have very good reasons not to like the church and I personally have a complicated relationship with it but if love lore and magic I recommend it. When my grandpa got sick we took him to a shrine and a priest cast a spell on him like it was a JRPG

My name is Jerry Shrimp

Is there anyone on earth who's as completely fucked right now as Javier Milei lol. This is why seppuku was invented

ALAB's back. @wyattprivilege.bsky.social, @garliccorgi.bsky.social and I talk through the scorched earth litigation strategy of Alex Spiro's defense of Jay-Z for his alleged complicity in Diddy party sexual assault.

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One thing I never considering about the titanic sub guys who died is that they were only seeing wreckage that's about 100 years old. As far as effort to reward for seeing something it's about as high as you can go. They have older ships in touristy places everywhere.

Matrix

Absolutely terrifying utz girl on this one

www.politico.com/news/magazin... I never would have guessed

Didn't electric six do a music video about this place?

My horrifically stupid business idea Pizza! Las Vegas is costing me hundreds of thousands of dollars a month

You know this "how do you like Gaza now" stuff cuts both ways. Who the fuck is helping the Dems out on the world stage? They hitched themselves to Israel and got nothing in return!!!

New art idea: buy one of the hat racks Marcel Duchamp used for his piece "Hat Rack" and exhibit as art under the name "Pierre Manard's Hat Rack". Also this post is part of the art so it you do it now you're stealing from me

What a rallying cry

We should bring picrew avs back here

It's brat summer

*walking up to the librarian* excuse me, books on becoming a beast? books on going from man to beast?

Already the Democrats who signed the Laken Riley Act are looking like collaborators in the worst aspects of the Trump regime.

My name is Conan Jump

It's strange in this era of favoring localized renominalizations we haven't started calling it Oświęcim. I guess the Poles don't want more credit

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