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garretschuelke.bsky.social
Author of the GODAN series, WHUP JAMBOREE, ANAMAKEE. Host of The Garret Schuelke Podcast, THE CHEESEBURGER BLUES: AN EXPLORATION INTO DAD BLUES ROCK, and A Riot Of My Own. Music project is Neobeatglory. Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
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they ask politicians like Mamdani if they are communists but they never ask anyone if they are a fascist and that's all you really need to know

Thanks to the powers of rubbing alcohol, my Dreamcast is working again after, idk, nearly 20 years of inactivity.

JUST BOOKED MY SUMMER VACATION IN PARIS ✈️ 🇫🇷 🗼✌️

Oh by the way… Happy Birthday Nintendo 64!

what a stupid presidency, what a stupid fucking war

Finally, war with Iran.

My Wes Anderson film ranking, updated June 2025: 1) The Grand Budapest Hotel 2) The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 3) The Royal Tenenbaums 4) The French Dispatch 5) The Darjeeling Limited 6) Fantastic Mr. Fox

"SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT KRYPTONIANS!"

transition care for trans people is life saving healthcare. the only regret with my transition is that i didn’t start when i was younger. fuck everyone who is cheering on the destruction legal trans healthcare, and fuck those indifferent to it

Okay bro, we get it--you believe in Something. 😑

I am now 38 years old.

The "R" in R-Truth stands for revenge! #moneyinthebank

D FOR DADDETTA

It is a pretty (fun) city.

1 gorilla vs everyone who was told not to tap the glass or look them directly in the eyes 🦍

Sonic the Comrade

#Pride

Thinking about how I PROBABLY WOULDN'T have nearly missed my flight out of the hot, shitty, smelly Atlanta airport if General Sherman had finished the job 🔥 🌎

I'd appreciate any help with cat supplies, thanks! Paypal, @Alleywalker Venmo @Zac-Lowing cashapp $zaclowing

In San Fran. youtu.be/j-447NaiBJs?...

What I mutter every time I enter the shitty, smelly airport in Atlanta:

Time for the Memorial Day Weekend trip! This time it's to San Francisco--my first time in California, and farthest I've been out west. As always, I know I can count on Delta to get me there safely.✌️

Snowboard Kids Some nice artwork of the characters coming down a mountain. North America has a cropped version of the Japanese box while the European box has been reworked with different characters and a different background.

From the Editorial Board: We associate such images with the Oklahoma of Woody Guthrie (“I am made out of this dust and out of this fast wind”), but on Friday, Chicagoland had its own encounter with a dust storm.

LOVE IS REAL is a simple three word statement but can be pulled apart in infinite ways. it is on my mask, and when buckaroos ask me why, my most common response is 'what else is there?' weve been blessed with a moment to exist and we try on other ideas, but in the end, love is what holds substance

#OtD 15 May 1935 folk singer, labour organiser, @IWW member, and anarchist Utah Phillips was born in Ohio stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8713...

Well, we’ve got a new show here on Wrestling Brain, once a month @murderxbryan.bsky.social and @j0shc.bsky.social will get together and talk about the whole wrestling world in an effort to get AEW to Hire Bryan. It’s out right now!

*googles "Gonzalo Thought"*

Every single ICE employee should be in prison.