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Light hoodie weather and driving with the windows down is curing me

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Late afternoon nap ➡️ why am I not tired at a reasonable hour My favorite pipeline

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Untitled, by Joan Mitchell, 1992, 📸 via @dimfilipovic.bsky.social

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Tonight it's 2 different cats laying on me

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We're watching Wizard of Oz and some of these old people were talking fast af!

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3 point blank saves by Canada and then the US left the best player in the world unguarded in front of the net 🤷🏻‍♂️ Great game though

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No cherry Coke at this Subway? To quote Tangled: “This is the story of how I died”

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Every time I walk outside I'm blinded by the snow

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This was our goodnight movie freshman year of college

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I know I have borderline facial blindness, but there's like 3 dudes on Love is Blind that I swear are just 1 dude

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🙏🏻 when you prayed for someone's downfall and it's finally downfalling

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Typical night shift snow plowing checklist: •be mildly productive •wonder when McDonald's starts serving breakfast •accidentally bury someone's clean driveway •pretend you didn't see •try to figure out what "that's that me espresso" means

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Only ⅛th of the way through this night shift 😐 this is gonna be a long one

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Don't forget to tip your snow plower ...or let them tip you 🤷🏻‍♂️ just an idea

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When she touches your hand:

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Happy Valentine's Day to all those who celebrate

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Fish Hammer For when you need to beat the carp out of someone.

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bro thinks he's spidermeow

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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

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House cat

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Maybe vaccines before a night shift wasn't the play 🫨😣

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If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.

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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

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Love a majestic ethnic cleansing.

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Light hoodie weather and driving with the windows down is curing me

Late afternoon nap ➡️ why am I not tired at a reasonable hour My favorite pipeline

Untitled, by Joan Mitchell, 1992, 📸 via @dimfilipovic.bsky.social

Tonight it's 2 different cats laying on me

We're watching Wizard of Oz and some of these old people were talking fast af!

3 point blank saves by Canada and then the US left the best player in the world unguarded in front of the net 🤷🏻‍♂️ Great game though

No cherry Coke at this Subway? To quote Tangled: “This is the story of how I died”

Every time I walk outside I'm blinded by the snow

This was our goodnight movie freshman year of college

I know I have borderline facial blindness, but there's like 3 dudes on Love is Blind that I swear are just 1 dude

🙏🏻 when you prayed for someone's downfall and it's finally downfalling

Typical night shift snow plowing checklist: •be mildly productive •wonder when McDonald's starts serving breakfast •accidentally bury someone's clean driveway •pretend you didn't see •try to figure out what "that's that me espresso" means

Only ⅛th of the way through this night shift 😐 this is gonna be a long one

Don't forget to tip your snow plower ...or let them tip you 🤷🏻‍♂️ just an idea

When she touches your hand:

Happy Valentine's Day to all those who celebrate

Fish Hammer For when you need to beat the carp out of someone.

bro thinks he's spidermeow

🏆

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

House cat

Maybe vaccines before a night shift wasn't the play 🫨😣

If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

Love a majestic ethnic cleansing.

The joy of night shift plowing is that I'm now encouraged to go nap in the middle of a snowy day

No lie detected…

Sometimes you just gotta listen to old voice messages and clear your head