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Can you tell which 8 quarters were the Trump stock market and which one was the Biden stock market? Pay no attention as to who was in charge...

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This is 💯 Trump’s stock market. Biden left him stock markets at a record high, a strong US dollar, healthy GDP, significant job growth and plateauing inflation. In 100 days, Trump turned it all into a dumpster fire. There is no boom coming. Only pain.

submitted 3 days ago • 199 comments

I think if the orange fatman claimed to be the Dalai Lama, Jesus and Poseidon all in the same body Lindsey Graham would agree with him.

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I spent 23 minutes watching the news and was scared enough to order 36 rolls of toilet paper just in case the trucking industry has a shortage of drivers in the next few months. Since I’ve been in and out of the hospital for a month I need to prepare for every scenario.

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Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

submitted 10 days ago • 1693 comments

Sanders: We are seeing unbelievable turnout. We were in Idaho — Idaho! — and 12,000 people showed up. We had 20,000 in Salt Lake City. I think what the American people — Republicans, Independents, and Democrats — are saying is: Sorry, Mr. Trump, we don’t want your oligarchy.

submitted 17 days ago • 48 comments

We never had to doom scroll past midnight through posts about skyrocketing treasury yields, a collapsing bond market, and plunging stock futures when Joe Biden was president. The only reason they should have called him Sleepy Joe is because we were able to sleep at night.

submitted 24 days ago • 154 comments

Seeing the demand for Tesla’s new Model Y is pretty much 0. Musk probably should have taken Michael Jordan’s advice about shoes when asked why he didn’t endorse candidates. “Republicans buy shoes too.”

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

It’s really hard to explain after spending a week at a certain Providence hospital due to breaking my hip how much better the food is at the surgery rehab place. Practically inedible to actually really good.

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NEW -- President Donald Trump skipped the return of four soldiers who died in a training exercise to Dover Air Force Base Friday and instead spent $4.2 million of taxpayer money to attend a dinner for one of his business interests and to play golf. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

submitted 29 days ago • 170 comments

George HW Bush (R) got us mired in a recession. Clinton (D) got us out. George W Bush (R) got us mired in a recession. Obama (D) got us out. Trump (R) got us mired in a recession. Biden (D) got us out. Trump (R) is yet again ushering us into a recession. Starting to notice a trend?

submitted 29 days ago • 454 comments

They are a bunch of cowards who will probably leave the room praising him and cutting another check in tribute.

submitted 29 days ago • 202 comments

Someone needs to tell these assholes that no one cares about their feelings. They need to either leave the firm or shut up and accept the disgrace that comes with being affiliated with collaborating with Trump.

submitted 29 days ago • 227 comments

Karoline Levitt energy:

submitted 38 days ago • 157 comments

Happy 75th birthday to the #1 reason we should always be grateful to Canada - their greatest export… Mr. Martin Short.

submitted 38 days ago • 334 comments

They really could have just drafted a QB in the 5th round and still ended up with 3 wins. Stunning waste of money.

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submitted 39 days ago • 712 comments

This is nice. How about paving roads that are gravel filled with gigantic potholes?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

So…lock them up?

submitted 40 days ago • 1967 comments

I feel like it's safer for Pete Hegseth to be in charge if he's gonna text everything important to The Atlantic first. In fact, that might be the first smart thing anyone in the Trump Administration did, if he meant to do it. But he didn't. Moron.

submitted 40 days ago • 27 comments

My dad asked me when the NCAA tournament ended. I told him sometime in April. He thinks he knows why nobody wants to hang out with him because of the college tournament when local teams are involved.

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My dad is making cube steak. While I do appreciate the effort but I don't know if I'm 40 years past trying to eat something that is chewier than a gum ball. I realize I'm an ass hole but he has also woken me up at 4 am for 2 weeks so I don't care.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Ahem...Go fuck yourself and go to Sephora to shop for more guyliner.

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I'm watching a documentary called Murder Among the Mormons. I vaguely remember hearing the aftermath when we moved there years later but my high school got mentioned! Score Go Titans!

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I don't know whether I hate the fact I can't walk due to a fall and have to miss my friend's 20th bar anniversary or that I am watching a Lindsay Lohan Rom-Com and I really enjoy it.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

I like the part where she says Republicans have always been for the American farmer. That's pretty funny. She clearly doesn't remember the 80s, 90s, 2000s, or 2010s when they tried to screw them all over. www.nbcnews.com/politics/eco...

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

My dad threw away the part that hold the filter on his coffee machine. For some reason this gives me great glee as that machine has become one of my most hated devices.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: I think Marco Rubio probably needs to be sent back to school.. When you arbitrarily rip up trade agreements, threaten a country, and say you’re going to break it, that’s an act of war. And Canadians have responded in kind.

submitted 45 days ago • 739 comments

She's Dolores Umbridge. She sometimes even wears the same clothes.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think she knows the French are the only reason we don't have King Charles on our money right now? I bet she doesn't.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

This is true. In fact there might be a warrant from 1996 out for me and my friends arrest.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I guess he's only the most unassuring minority leader in like three decades. The ghost of Tip O'Niell should really corner him in his office and yell at him for 45 minutes and maybe slap him around a bit.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.

submitted 52 days ago • 1830 comments

My colleague Adam Goldman, who abandoned Twitter/X but has not to date joined Bluesky, has posted on LinkedIn this memo from Attorney General Pam Bondi personally barring DOJ buildings from procuring paper straws www.linkedin.com/posts/activi...

submitted 52 days ago • 446 comments

Oh this shit is always fun. It doesn't matter the party or the decade. In my 46 years I've heard this same song heard from Republicans and Democrats. Let's maybe start with paying teachers more than the guy at the convenience store who honestly probably has a more complicated job than being governor

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submitted 53 days ago • 154 comments

I'm laid up and can't walk so I'm relying on my dad's help right now so I'm staying at his house. This idiot is trying to hose moss off his kitchen window he's ignored for 7 years at 9:45 at night with a power washer. I'm sure his neighbors love him.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

My 25 year old self would hate me for saying this. I actually really like some of Miley Cyrus' music and she has a really cool voice.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I sort of love that Mike Myers is doing Elon on SNL. I also love that he pulls Dr. Evil in his impression every once in a while. Some more subtle than most.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

My dad started collecting cans from dumpsters about 6 months ago. He donates the money and all. Still he is quite literally dumpster diving in Gresham late at night and smells disgusting most of the time. His brand new car smells like a dumpster.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Wow...I just saw my neighbor for the first time in a month. Is black dyed hair from straight white in for the spring?

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