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Wry wit sensibly priced at a dollar a jug. Socialist cat fancier and science dork. I occasionally write things when I feel like it. Capitialism is a nightmare. Big homo🌈. He/Him. I try to be silly. NSFW 🔞
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submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

We can't have government services because woke.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

Alcohol can’t affect your health if you’re pure of heart and a friend to animals

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I'm going to cut off bryan johnson's head with a sword and become the Highlander.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Having impure thoughts about boys again.

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

If I were Cain, I would have beat Abel's ass, too. Stupid bitch.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

In the mouths of Satan are the three great betrayers. Judas, Brutus, and your mom.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Keep it real Like penitentiary steel

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I got a knife.

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

What's the workplace appropriate way of telling your coworkers that they act like grouchy toddlers and they need to grow the fuck up?

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

This wasn't very good.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

It's molting season!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Be the Luigi you want to see in the world.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Someone's having a stroke.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Dystopia's kinda boring.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Got Articuno. 2 ⬇️

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Reading theory.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Oshawotts says "Y'all bitches better be preventing forest fires!"

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Kafka kinda knocked it outta the park with The Trial ngl.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I'm tired and depleted.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I'm excited to go look at knives today because I guess that's just where I'm at now.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I can't resist anymore. I've run out of ohms.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Look. All I'm sayin is, is if 'justifiable homicide' is a thing, then 'justifiable arson' is a no-brainer.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Youtube's Next Top Sex Criminal.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The insidiousness of being surrounded by crazy people is that you eventually start to question if you're the crazy one.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Worried that publishing has turned into an uninspired bog of derivative garbage? Well, we can do that twice as fast!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ya see, whacha gotta do is make em explode. All my shit explodes and people love it.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is what we call room for improvement.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Dan Quayle v2.0

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I might be in an emotional pit but I just caught a Zapdos so at least I have that going for me.

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We have such sights to show you.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This is some "Boys from Brazil" shit.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Tfw you wish the cia would just do it already.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Buy 🔫

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Horse Tranquilizer, the Fountain of Youth.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

God: Thou shall not have any God before me. Hordes of other deities that came before the Judeo-Christian god: I guess this bitch needs some attention.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment