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Glenn Youngkin's next stump speech just dropped.

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Someone else also has a wonderful night's sleep and then wakes up mad.

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Going to tell my grandkids about this one day.

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STOP RETWEETING THIS, MY EYES.

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"I got measles at Twin Peaks" is not the sort of thing your wife is going to want to hear.

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Buffet asking us to not tank the dollar. More people should be saying this, I'm kinda freaking out about it. www.reuters.com/business/war...

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Lord help me, my genuine fear of Nazism in this country has me going back to doing Facebook debates.

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We would need the infrastructure for five reverse Ellis Islands to accomplish Trump's deportation goal in two years, you don't need to be a PM to get this very basic fact.

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My seven year old has me saying "bro" now, how did this happen.

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Bro out of all the states you want to piss off, you picked MAINE lmao

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The thing i especially hate about the midwits that now regret their vote is that if they had voted differently and flipped the election, they would be saying the exact same thing and whining about eggs.

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So will the acronym be UBRICS or BRICSU?

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I sometimes check on that ahardtospell guy on Twitter to see if he's still ignoring the reality unfolding around him while plugging along on his tax wonk stuff and yep, unfazed.

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Canada needs to announce that it's going to begin pursuing nuclear weapons. (They don't actually need to do this, they just need to announce it.)

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

We're not that far off from renaming the country the "Trump States of America" lol

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Going to put my prediction down. The Saudis are going to yoink oil, Trump will freak out, and he'll back off Gaza.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I had to watch Fox News for the first time in years and it was the most depressing experience. Have to bring back the Fairness Doctrine.

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New Hot Ones concept, Sean Evans grills men while they're getting a vasectomy.

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I do think you could nudge Trump in any policy direction if you promise "rare earth minerals" as a reward.

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Garretts are good, there are no bad Garretts.

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My dad just wants to do "boys time" together now that he's near retirement, hadnt really anticipated this but it's pretty fun. A lot of little surprises like this in my mid 30s.

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average R/PowerBI post: My boss thinks a dashboard is the same amount of effort as an Excel chart. He wants multiple new dashboards or tweaks each week, so I've doubled my work with no additional income.

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For the two local Senator offices my city has (largest metro in the state), one is by appointment only and the other has only one guy manning it who was out of office.

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I hear @ryxcommar.bsky.social knows a company that can do that.

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I see, now we've moved on from imaginary wasteful spending to AI reform, yep makes sense. Dude was on my committee. 😭

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How is fking Robin Hanson out of all people now immune to Bayesian updating, does your brain really just shut off when you get old? Is this what I have to look forward to?

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So if your dunk on this is that Tabbarok didn't know you could seize government functions such as its checkbook, you need your reading comprehension checked. It's a dumb tweet, but that's not why it's dumb.

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We kinda need to redo the Federalist papers in TikTok format? Or else access the lizard brain? Fk man.

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So is the spirit of Allen Dulles still running the CIA lol

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This will disproportionately fuck up every single rural community in America, just unfathomable at how this GOP boogeyman has gotten to this point.

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Palantir will probably be the next big thing, Vantage is stupid good.

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I had one, but a whole bunch of Brits came and stole mine. It was a tortilla press gang.

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Bro never post your way to indictments what are you doingggg

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I will not get stunlocked on Facebook I will not get stunlocked on Facebook I will not get stunlocked on Facebook

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I find it amusing that Bolton saved the tidbit about Trump wheeling and dealing the presidency for his book instead of whistleblowing and now he had no security detail.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I bought the dip and will just sit on it, I think we're in the phase where he jerks the markets around. You can't bet against the guy that acts like he's trading on his own self induced volatility.

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