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garycarver.bsky.social
Let's have fun and listen to music!
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Yes, dogs do belong on furniture.

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Hearing "See something, say something" on public transit announcements and then realizing that "saying something" leads to authorities "doing nothing" can lead to some very quite interesting results indeed!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Still waiting for the housing crisis to be solved by just building new homes with used books.

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The best part about AI is that computers can't sue you for: 1: murdering it with an EMP.

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The only part of Netflix's "Apple Cider Vinegar" that didn't make me want to kick the screen was the AWESOME DOCTOR in episode 4. God please give us a spin off series of Dr. Anti-House.

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I am so proud of my new song. Please listen and reply with the proper animal emoji when complete. divortion.bandcamp.com/track/mutton

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Hi. I am a better person than my neighbor because I pick up after my dog and he doesn't. If you don't pick up after your pet, you are just a worthless bum.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Cutie patootie pose!

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

How can I, an undercooked defective preemie, realistically and tangibly contribute to the democratic cause? What kind of stable ongoing social support can they provide that will enable me to add enough power to my voice for it to be heard?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I may be a little too old to be getting into anime, but I have to admit that the Seven Deadly Sins tells a better story of adventure, friendship, and betrayal than Game of Thrones.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

People who stifle their sneezes are some miserable sad sacks. It's healthy to pound out some blustery honking snot rockets when the urge strikes! Also it's like a "fun adult tickle" but for the face. Let your sneezes roar loud and proud!

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

On October 27th, a staff member decided it would be a funny joke to impersonate a police officer when I called him for assistance. He is still working here to this very day. You can break the law and be subsidized by the state and never be fired. #columbiaheights #minnesota

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

13 Reasons Why 😂

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#rpmchallenge For the month of February, musicians must record an album in 28 days from conception to completion. I have my setup prepared, albeit basic (backed by the beefy Reason 13 DAW). Please musicians! Show me YOUR erected setups! Make me drool over your ropey gear. #musicians?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

A famous comedian made fun of my appearance while at a Wendy's in L.A. on Sunset Blvd in 2016, and I was mad and upset at the time. Now I understand why he was in a bad place: because his wife had just committed suicide from drugs. I forgive you, Patton. Hope you're doing better.

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