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garyrbarton.bsky.social
I’m 60 and I’m fat. I’m in a very happy relationship with my partner Sheila. Here for laughs and chats only. Lover of NUFC, Punk Rock, Books and films by the Coen Brothers. Currently working for Lumon Industries
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Started to actually think of the time off over Christmas and how I was going to relax and enjoy the break. Then looked at staff rota and realised I’m working over Christmas Bugger……

My all-time favourite movie is The Exorcist. The only film that’s ever scared me. I’ve been after the movie poster for years. Finally managed to get hold of one, personally signed by Linda Blair. Early Christmas gift for me. Unfortunately the actual poster isn’t an original. Not fussed Happy Gary

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So we had a debate last week at work regarding if we were Mr Men or Little Miss, what would our names be After much deliberation I was deemed to be Mr. Arsehole. Got me thinking……. Had to be done. Now it’s my work coffee mug 😂

If I hear the phrase BLACK FRIDAY one more bloody time…….. 😡

Happy heavenly birthday mum ❤️❤️

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Through thick and thin 17 years together Blessed…..

Collating day today at work. Boring as hell but at least we’re allowed to listen to music while working. Todays tunes were: Cardiacs The Fall XTC The Wonderstuff Bauhaus And rounded the day off with a tiny blast of Motörhead

@marythegeordie.bsky.social thanks for the add Mary. Hope you’re keeping well 😊

Watching “Landman”. Billy Bob Thornton as per usual absolutely killing it

Bit of nightmare day at work sorting dodgy artwork from wannabe graphic designers. Got home and immediately got a massive cuddle off Jasper. Just what I needed

Apple Macs: The bane of my BLOODY LIFE! Grrrrrrrrr.

The standard of this Littler Vs. Anderson darts semi-final is insane

Happy to take new followers seeing as this app is totally new to me. Would definitely not like weirdo’s, conspiracy theorists, attention seekers, spammers or women selling their wares. Normal will do thanks (if such a thing exists) 😂

Decluttered my mancave. Now wish I had a day off tomorrow to recover

So……. Has anyone actually deleted their twitter account since using this platform? Very tempted to delete mine

My cat Jasper. Total free spirit but knows that home is where the heart is. A total one-off. I love him to bits (and secretly am envious of him) 😂

Feel free to follow (no weirdos or spammers please) 😁

Well….. let’s give this app a bash