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"But you admit there are some circumstances where someone being shot is funny" - @notalawyer.bsky.social and also fans of Sonic the Hedgehog

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By tomorrow, Sinn Fein might be the biggest party in the Republic of Ireland and the North at the same time - is there still time ????

submitted 89 days ago • 7 comments

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social mispronouncing Bjork reminded me of this

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Local man hoping for Christmas miracle of Canada Post employees surrendering collective bargaining rights

submitted 95 days ago • 6 comments

>looking for a new espresso >ask the grocery store guy if their espresso is robusta or arabica >he doesn't understand >I pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what is robusta and what is arabica >he laughs and says "it's a good coffee ma'am" >buy the espresso >it's arabica

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

We're up all night to get soooome We're up all night me espresso

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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

submitted 249 days ago • 96 comments

The incredible irony that the smartwatch I got to track my health will give me a medal for having a stress level average in the lowest bracket for a day and it's stressing me out. I'm relaxed, but it's marginal...

submitted 251 days ago • 1 comment

Okay, smartwatch, I feel like we can raise the bar here just a little

submitted 253 days ago • 0 comments

*Throws kombucha starter across the room* SCOBY

submitted 257 days ago • 0 comments

I have brainworms... and the condition's terminal

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I was watching House and he went "you must be on your period LOL" to his boss and figured out the patient's issue and I AUDIBLY said "don't tell me she's got endometriosis all over her body and it's making her bleed out of everywhere"-- And you're not going to believe this.

submitted 267 days ago • 1 comment

"Cracker for a crowd" was my nickname in uni

submitted 270 days ago • 0 comments

Guy who panicked when the lens popped out of one of the 5-7 cameras on his phone but doesn't even know what camera it is

submitted 275 days ago • 2 comments