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If this was something she genuinely wants to go into then good for her, but the vibes I'm getting from that little Chinese girl on The Piano just now are mainly that she's been pushed into it because "we've paid thousands of yuan for your prep school, young lady, play that Chopin perfectly 😠"

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They Should Invent A Strain Of Weed That Sends You Back To The Character Creation Screen

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anyone who follows me who is Catholic, even just slightly (ie you're from Irish catholic stock but the last actively religious family member was a grandparent, for instance), what do you think about people like JD Sports, sorry, Vance, who convert so they can be like "AND I'm a tradcath too 😌"

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Watching Lightyear, or I was until my entire immediate family decided they were going to put it on "for me" even though I'm thirty years old and then sit there yakking through it

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My grandad is going to bankrupt us all and kill us through stress because he wants to come out of residential care but refuses to move because he thinks he's some kind of god-emperor who should be waited on hand and foot by my grandma and/or his peons, but he's just a sad old man who shits himself

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Was saying Dylan should've grown a spine and stood up to Brodie in the first place and this wouldn't have escalated and my dad was like "haha learnt that from being in prison did you?" and I said "no but when you're in school the only answer they'll listen to is you beating their arse! 🙂"

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Grow some fucking balls and buy a fucking Ring camera, Gemma! #corrie

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I'm gonna need Mick and Lou to do one immediately the fucking scrotes #coronationstreet

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"Ghostbusters is just the backrooms for younger gen xers and older millennials" "Elaborate on that" "No"

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I should have said this years ago, but if you are trans and you need me to go into the toilet with you I will

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I think it’s fine to bully people for reading Harry Potter in 2025 actually If you want to read your old Harry Potter books, you should do it in secret and shamefully - you know, in the way that J.K. Rowling wants to force trans people to live.

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Which ring of the Inferno does this motherfucker belong in

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If you love trees, and you we're thinking of using any of these chains, you might want to think again. These are all owned by Mitchell's & Butler, who are responsible for unnecessarily chopping down a 500 year old oak tree. enfielddispatch.co.uk/toby-carvery...

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the mysterious and elusive vampire

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Does accent influence how badly someone affects you when they raise their voice and give someone the hairdryer treatment? I think it does a little bit for me but I'm not sure. I just know from experiences that strong Northern accents go SURPRISINGLY brutal when you're pissed off

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Not even going to mention what or who the video was about because it's embarrassing but I will say it's funny when Americans are like 'im a military brat. my dad was a man in uniform 😤 I have Trauma cos he stood for no Messin' okay cool Steven and apparently no-one else has this specific trauma

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I'm not trying to diminish the fact that these ARE atrocities, no matter what, but has there ever been a war where religious observances and knowledge of public holidays HASN'T been cynically taken advantage of in order to get as many easy kills as possible or is this a new era of Scumbag Warfare

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Tried to ask me mam if she, as someone who would've been in the same school year as a certain lady who wrote wizard books, if she thinks Snape as originally written was based on Jarvis cocker (skinny, maudlin sardonic northerner with dark greasy hair) and shes like "why, wheres he (Jarvis) from?"

If this was something she genuinely wants to go into then good for her, but the vibes I'm getting from that little Chinese girl on The Piano just now are mainly that she's been pushed into it because "we've paid thousands of yuan for your prep school, young lady, play that Chopin perfectly 😠"

They Should Invent A Strain Of Weed That Sends You Back To The Character Creation Screen

🚨

anyone who follows me who is Catholic, even just slightly (ie you're from Irish catholic stock but the last actively religious family member was a grandparent, for instance), what do you think about people like JD Sports, sorry, Vance, who convert so they can be like "AND I'm a tradcath too 😌"

Watching Lightyear, or I was until my entire immediate family decided they were going to put it on "for me" even though I'm thirty years old and then sit there yakking through it

My grandad is going to bankrupt us all and kill us through stress because he wants to come out of residential care but refuses to move because he thinks he's some kind of god-emperor who should be waited on hand and foot by my grandma and/or his peons, but he's just a sad old man who shits himself

Was saying Dylan should've grown a spine and stood up to Brodie in the first place and this wouldn't have escalated and my dad was like "haha learnt that from being in prison did you?" and I said "no but when you're in school the only answer they'll listen to is you beating their arse! 🙂"

Grow some fucking balls and buy a fucking Ring camera, Gemma! #corrie

I'm gonna need Mick and Lou to do one immediately the fucking scrotes #coronationstreet

"Ghostbusters is just the backrooms for younger gen xers and older millennials" "Elaborate on that" "No"

I should have said this years ago, but if you are trans and you need me to go into the toilet with you I will

I think it’s fine to bully people for reading Harry Potter in 2025 actually If you want to read your old Harry Potter books, you should do it in secret and shamefully - you know, in the way that J.K. Rowling wants to force trans people to live.

Which ring of the Inferno does this motherfucker belong in

If you love trees, and you we're thinking of using any of these chains, you might want to think again. These are all owned by Mitchell's & Butler, who are responsible for unnecessarily chopping down a 500 year old oak tree. enfielddispatch.co.uk/toby-carvery...

the mysterious and elusive vampire

Does accent influence how badly someone affects you when they raise their voice and give someone the hairdryer treatment? I think it does a little bit for me but I'm not sure. I just know from experiences that strong Northern accents go SURPRISINGLY brutal when you're pissed off

Not even going to mention what or who the video was about because it's embarrassing but I will say it's funny when Americans are like 'im a military brat. my dad was a man in uniform 😤 I have Trauma cos he stood for no Messin' okay cool Steven and apparently no-one else has this specific trauma

I'm not trying to diminish the fact that these ARE atrocities, no matter what, but has there ever been a war where religious observances and knowledge of public holidays HASN'T been cynically taken advantage of in order to get as many easy kills as possible or is this a new era of Scumbag Warfare

Tried to ask me mam if she, as someone who would've been in the same school year as a certain lady who wrote wizard books, if she thinks Snape as originally written was based on Jarvis cocker (skinny, maudlin sardonic northerner with dark greasy hair) and shes like "why, wheres he (Jarvis) from?"

the stickers are getting better

i keep thinking about this