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gaygardens.bsky.social
I wish that all my aunts were gay and that all my uncles were lesbians. πŸŒ»πŸ“šπŸ§ΆπŸŒΏ lesbian || gardener || reader || crocheter || stoner
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I just had the weirdest, saddest Joann's trip. Vibes were BAD. One older lady who was with me in the yarn area just looked at me with sad eyes and asked "what are we gonna do?" 😭 #ripjoanns 🧢

One of my favorite things in the whole world is seeing that little box pop up in the corner of my screen, letting me know a friend just logged on to play some video games. Just gamin' together from afar.

This man is dying from pneumonia but at least he can still do some work in the hospital. πŸ™„ Couldn't be me. Capitalism and productivity can go fuck themselves. This is why I'll never be the pope.

That Vandersloot half court shot!! #unrivaled πŸ€

Every year I make my college students handmake cards for a local nursing home and every year they tell me it is cheesy and give me a hard time about it. Also every year? Though they can leave as soon as they are done.... they stay the whole period bc they get lost in the work. ✨ Crafting, man.

LET'S GO

It's not that I am hard of hearing. I just have an auditory processing disorder. Sorry, I do need you to say that for the fourth time. I cannot hear you over everything fucking else.

Wow. The universe really said fuck the Chiefs, eh? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

MEOW.EXE

I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

Anyone else, every once and awhile, remember what happened with the Rian Johnson Star Wars movie, and how JJ Abrams ruined the whole goddamn trilogy with Episode IX and feeding nostalgia nerds instead of letting the story be interesting? 'Cause I do. Rey should've been a nobody. I stand by that.

I have essentially gotten high everyday for the last 5yrs - just a stoner lesbian livin' her best life, ya know? - and tomorrow starts a month of t-break. It's time for a significant reset for my mind and for my wallet. (My TOLERANCE is EXPENSIVE.πŸ™ƒ) 🌲 lfg

So glad to have @umactually.bsky.social back! Brennan's line about killing a unicorn after Hector's hoola hoop Pokemon run had me CACKLING.

Would looooove to know who these guys voted for. You made your bed, now sleep in it. 🀷

I logged into tiktok on a browser on PC to access my account and fully delete it. You think I'm going to use a TRUMP APPROVED AND SAVED social media platform?! Hell no.

Since tiktok went down last night, in my moments of "wtf am I supposed to scroll right now" I have read more and I have redownloaded duolingo. Unfortunately, this ban is actually bringing positive changes into my life.

Goodbye. 🫑

When I get to the end of a row and my stitch count still lines up. 🧢

Gay ass house over here. Tonight my wife will be watching the new Unrivaled league (professional women's 3-on-3 basketball), and the only reason I'm not joining her is bc I want to watch the PWHL game tonight.

You can stream PWHL games on youtube?! Wtf? I could've been watching this whole time!

Every time I learn about some new public idiot it turns out they went to harvard

The most middle aged thing about me is my dedicated and unwavering support of diet, caffeine-free Coke.

This 🫑

Love when I'm on my deck hacking up a lung while smoking a joint, and about four houses down I hear someone else doing the exact same thing. A beautiful shared moment between strangers.🌲

Wishing a xmas joint to you and yours. 🌲

AND A MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME Wordle 1,285 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

stoned activity suggestion: the 1977 Hobbit animated movie, treat yourself 🌲

Very excited for Candlenights tonight with those good, good McElroy boys.

Watching Muppet Xmas Carol and got to thinking. I want a romance novel where two rival puppeteers have to do one of those two person puppets so one of them is always pressed up against the back of the other, and then their secret crushes start to flourish... talk about forced proximity, no?

The fact we have to work at all in December should be a fucking crime.

Small regrets about going to the first showing of War of the Rohirrim tonight at 9pm - my normal bed time - on a work night, but I haven't missed an LOTR premiere day since Two Towers and I'm not about to stop now.

My god, Sanderson. THE DIVERSITY. In Wind and Truth I have noticed: non-binary and trans characters, so many gay/queer characters, autism rep, and so much mental health commentary. I have already cried six times in this book and I'm only 25% in. πŸ’™πŸ“š