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Do we get rid of our spare bed to make room for a degu cage?

Recently I've been obsessed with taking pictures of all the jesus statues I can find because they're always so camp and I just think they're neet

Gonna catch the boat to go meet my friends because if there's one thing about to me I want to make an entrance

Photos I take of the boyfriend Vs Photos he takes of me 🙃

Sums up my experience at the Rebecca Black gig

Go on this journey with me. Imagine a dentist, forearm deep into your mouth with her big tools only for the whole room to go pitch black. That was me two days ago living the actual plot of final destination when a fuse blew on my trip to the dentist, cutting off all the electrics. Petrifying

I don't care how great a recipe is, if the ingredients are measured in cups then I'm not using it!

I used to be a GP receptionist apologist but fuck me I think this woman would have preferred if I simply just died. Kicking off at me because the Dr didn't put my appointment on her system correctly. Like sorry love you're the receptionist not me, why am I getting shit for that?

Geez a wee kiss 💋

Love is making my Oasis and Blur brand boyfriend watch the new Rebecca Black music video and make him tell me how much he loves it

My go to regular coffee shop, where I'm friends with all the staff has just closed for good out of the blue and I am distraught.

Daddy AF by Slayyyter will always be THAT song! Making me feel like a bad bitch whilst cleaning the kitchen

Boyfriend doing DIY and hammering things whilst I cook dinner for him like the good little 60's man and wife we are

Clearing out the flat for my move and it's time to say goodbye to these beauties

I love my boyfriend but he keeps apples in the fridge and I dunno that's just too much

Was meant to be moving into our new house next week and the person buying our flat has just pulled out last minute so collapsed everything. Absolutely gutted 🙃🫠🙃🫠

Working from home means nice lil morning walks round Cardiff bay 🌅

Now tell me why I was woken up this morning by the window cleaner at 6am. 6 in the god damn morning washing windows. What on earth is that about?

Boyfriend got a steam cleaner so as you can imagine the whole weekend has consisted of just steaming everything. Clothes, walls, floors you name it, it's been steamed.

Last day of annual leave and all that

Seizing the day outfit or whatever

The only reason I've not deleted twitter yet is because all of my cute photos of Helen are on there 🥹

Happy birthday to both me and Rosamund Pike 🎉🤠

They're discontinuing Vegan Kit Kats! And on my birthday of all days 😡😡

Public service announcement! Little Shop of Horrors is only on prime for one more week. Get it watched

Made a bunch of new pals 🐐🦙

North West on an fka twigs song? What????

She's an academic

So far 3 people I follow(ed) on the socials have shown clear support for trump and I'm just like eww what? And they're all queer as well. Weird and stinky behaviour

The thing I'm going to miss most about this flat is sitting at the window smoking and watching all the people cause chaos down below

Baking cakes makes me feel like such a 1950's housewife. Now just need a cute lil apron and a benzodiazepine addiction to complete the look 🥰🎂

I accidentally kicked a pigeon yesterday and the guilt is eating me up

"Oh this is my jam" and it's just perverts by Ethel Cain

Locked out my flat and the boyfriend won't arrive home for an unknown amount of time that could vary between 10 minutes to 1 hour 🫠🫠🫠