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She/her, dog lover, and all-around good girl. Friend. Ask me about my fanfic.
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Mistress said "treat" and then I got all excited. I didn't want one until she said it. >.<

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Accusing people of being eggs: - Is funny - Helps normalize gender minorities - Sometimes turns out to be right, which is HELLA gratifying - Can even sometimes help expedite the hatching process (yay!) - Shows that we care and want to make sure people are happy with who they are - Is funny

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Why do they call it Fascination when the moor ice E hire the rice?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Would you still love me if I was a fish?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If dog, why not dog-shaped?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

He's finally getting his court hearing, so I'm going to say this one more time: Jury. Nullification.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Me, as a kid: *Howling* Family: "Stop that, that's annoying and weird" Me, as an adult: *Howling* Girlfriends: "Oh my GODS that's really impressive! Good girl!"

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Sometimes, people on Youtube comment and ask me why I'm gay. And I'm like... Have you *seen* women?

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Trying to play Sonic Adventure 2 after playing Sonic Frontiers for the last three weeks is kind of weird. In Sonic Frontiers, I have to juggle like 6 buttons, and in SA2 everything is the B Button.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I love it when people start making casual references to my fanfiction :)

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I'm pretty sure I need whatever the hell is going on between Marcille and Falin.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

A few other things I've called Toby include Chimchar, Chipmunk, Chinook, and Nunchuck. But when one of my girlfriends joined the fun and called him Chopstick, I was... very happy about that. 💖

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Lesbians being gay watching lesbians being gay. 💖

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

For the first time in basically ever, I'm actually looking forward to Valentine's Day! Having girlfriends is nice :)

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think Sarah I'm a precious little cinnamon roll?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, we know you shouldn't eat fae food, but what about chewing fae gum? I mean, you're not actually eating it, so...?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

My girlfriends finally got me to start watching Delicious in Dungeon! So far, we have Senshi, Marcelle, Captain Autism, and Toby, all on a mission to rescue Captain Autism's sister, Mercedes. I will probably get better with names as we continue to watch. Maybe.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I FINALLY made it to the top, finished the challenge, got to do a few sidequests, went through another plot loop, and otherwise had some fun for a bit. But now guess what? That's right, a FIFTH FREAKING TOWER.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I have tried so many times to climb this FREAKING tower, only to keep falling over and over and over again. And some of it is to the most ridiculous bullcrap! I mean, some of these objects don't even seem to have reliable collision detection, and I NEED them to NOT FALL. WHY?!?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Tight grapes :)

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I have a primal need to put my head in girl lap.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Only NOW, more than TWENTY YEARS later, did I FINALLY realize why Aquatic Mine is haunted.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

BARK! BARK! AWOO-WOO~! BARK! BARK!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Me, facing the final boss: "This is weirdly easy and kind of disappointing. There *better* be a second phase." Me, facing the second phase, rending my garments and screaming to the heavens: "WHYYY?!? WHY-HY-HYYYYY!?!?!"

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

HECK, I forgot to do the follow-up skeet yesterday. :(

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Groundhog Day!

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

I was playing Jackbox with some people and one of them dissed me by bringing up my "failed Youtube channel". And I actively *felt* him advance to the next relationship level in my brain as a result.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, have you read #TheMWord? I've heard it's good.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Power Word: 'Pet.'

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

I have officially fallen for the lesbian-brain trap of someone using "GF" to mean gluten-free. These people exist, even here on Bluesky. Stay safe, girlies.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

🐝🚫🤛

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

We've been watching Gravity Falls together. I love watching the blorbos with my GF gfs. 💖

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Rest in peace, Scarf-ace. Your life was brief, but the joy you brought to the world was real. 💖

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Last night, I asked, "If I was the dirt man, would you leave a little dirt under your pillow for me?" She said yes, so I think things are getting serious. (^_^)

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I told my readers that my next update would be on Sunday.... It's Friday evening and I have one sentence.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Do I make you feel loved?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I made a snowman!

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

SNOW!!!!! IN FLORIDA!!!!! FLORIDA SNOW!!!!!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

So, in Disney's The Little Mermaid, Ursula mentions "If you want to cross a bridge... you have to pay the toll." And like... how does she know about toll bridges? She doesn't even have legs???

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Well, I managed to keep a consistent daily upload schedule for 92 days. Three full calendar months. Time to restock the buffer.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Woof! :9

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment