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Software engineer (WordPress and Laravel), transport nerd, motorsport fan and wannabe comedian. Blog: https://gazchap.com WP Plugins: https://profiles.wordpress.org/gazchap/#content-plugins
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I'm sorry but 17 is simply too young to become Dancing Queen. The Dancing Kingdom needs experienced leadership during these troubling times.

I had a dream last night where I got home from my trip to find my dog (a male Lab, neutered, and who doesn’t live with me) at my house, looking scraggy and forlorn with a pronounced limp, along with two puppies that looked like him. Very odd.

Today marks the 250th birthday of one of the greatest British artists: Joseph Mallord William Turner Fascinated by the grandeur of the River Rhine, he visited Germany on several occasions. JMW Turner's paintings are among the most important and popular works of art of the Rheinromantik.

Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine

Pope Francis shunned tradition wherever he went. He even kept intricate logs and details of sales he’d made on eBay during his reign — his official Papal account.

so they're mycoblogging

Mesmerising.

There'll be high ranking priests hot footing it to Rome as we speak. From east, west, north and south, indeed from all the cardinal points.

Here’s my nomination for the next Pope… the Pontifecks!

Still bitter about the time a guy in work said he was going on holiday and I asked where he was going and he said, “Santander,” and I said, “So it’s a bank holiday?” and he didn’t laugh.

I just sat through a very entertaining drunk production of the Scottish play at a theatre here in New York. Would recommend it to any fan of Shake! #DrunkShakespeare

It’s not their fault, they just misunderstood what SIGINT means.

Happy Easter

Very cool to see this up close, even if this one didn’t end up going to space! Much bigger than I expected!

This guy was one of those rare neamen in the Savy.

Oof, it’s gonna be 28°C here later today.

Well, it wouldn’t be an episode of “GazChap Does America” without me vastly underestimating the portion sizes I’d be given when ordering. Christ.

And flying in the Queen of the Skies to boot.

The best gate number at an airport.

My previous two posts are not as criminal as those that take phone calls without headphones in airport lounges, though.

A daily reminder for all my trans family and friends. Indeed, for anyone in the trans community who needs to hear this right now. You are valued. You are who you are meant to be. You are worthy of respect. You are not a burden to me. You are loved, dearly. I wish I could hug you all. 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️🫂❤️🫂 🏳️‍⚧️

Happy Easter by Micheal Sowa