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Gay and stupid. Tri-Met devil. Co-operating Open House* (@star.opn.haus), a multimedia art label from all round. One portion of gusicx3 (@gusic.opn.haus), a collective for just about anyone.
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Love my dad but his Lysol and Dawn are too powerful and evil in my eyes. I had to buy cleaners that smell like 1) cucumber 2) lemon and ginger and 3) parsley and are made of tree bark and worm snot and plant five trees each spray

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

this is how it feels to use the 3DS XL or Nintendo Switch in public

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Just had a dream about a new state called East Idaho. It has been part of the US for a long time but since only one song has been written about it, most people forgot about East Idaho. Someone from East Idaho was really mad at me and tried to attack me

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

LITERALLY WHY would they change the powells website. IT was fine!!!!! It looked GOOD!!!!! WHAT IS THIS ? ? ?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

my pokemon brainrot coming back in full swing (or maybe its peaking?) and now i want to play five different games at once. im doing postgame dilly-dallying in White 2, started Black 2, started Y (again), started HeartGold, started Diamond, started Ultra Moon (again), and might play more Shield

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

these streets Raised me

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I just had a dream I took the MAX in a denser version of portland - I took the *red line* at this new platform above Lincoln St/SW 3rd and it was a three-car train. The train parked like this

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

music.apple.com/us/album/thi... This song sounds like a cascadian IPA in a can at some expensive burger joint

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Something recent happened in the past few months and I haven’t had the 5:00 p.m. urge to nap anymore. Was it Biden’s fault?

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

President Trump is attempting to deport people using a wartime law last used to justify the internment of people of Japanese ancestry. We’re suing him.

submitted 14 days ago • 20 comments

Only divine intervention will take me away from these seltzer waters right now

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

future historians debating whether dow jones, nasdaq, and S&P 500 were three separate gods of ancient America, or just three aspects of the same god

submitted 16 days ago • 93 comments

Corporate progressive trance is a money laundering scheme

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

can someone explain to me how this sounds like a good idea at all

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

biblically accurate municipal bus route

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

If you are not furious at what our government did to these people, there’s something wrong with you.

submitted 16 days ago • 95 comments

Working in meat is curing half of my autism symptoms

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

It’s so itty bitty and cute like I wanna pet it and give it a treat

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Fairly undeniable at this point that abolish ICE was always the only reasonable position

submitted 17 days ago • 120 comments