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gbarz.bsky.social
I’d do ungodly things for a diet root beer
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I am alive

Why is every hot woman from 🏳️‍⚧️

Why is every hot woman from 🏳️‍⚧️

i just watched a tiktok where this guy said “hes never buying garlic again” after they discovered “this hack” and all he did was just plant garlic in his backyard and he grew more. like bro, do you think you just discovered agriculture???

goon ice cream is crazy

any video game ever: here is a limited resource you should be careful not to use too often me: never use? got it! game: no- me: hoard like a dragon, heard you cloud and clear!

goon ice cream is crazy

i went and bought a christmas tree today the worker asked if i was going to put it up myself i told him no i’m putting it in the living room

i hate when this happens :3

guys i relapsed 😔

I somehow have already eaten 750 calories of sugar cookies I’m cooked

guys i relapsed 😔

so i just got affiliate on twitch and my first 10 minutes on stream i got 10 gifted subs from an anonymous user it is such a good feeling :3

*beavers see running water* we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense

*beavers see running water* we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense

fuck my morning skinny goes hard

I skeeted one political thing during election night and someone put me on a list about accounts that post too much political content lmao

I am alive

can’t believe they merged together

can’t believe they merged together

when you realize, in the middle of driving, that you legit haven’t been paying attention at all… like how am I alive? who gave me a license??

can we talk about how kid rock looks nothing like adult rock

can we talk about how kid rock looks nothing like adult rock