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I'm a Sony Award winning comedy writer (well I once won a Walkman in a raffle) One Liners and UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

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#ADogDeservesABiscuitWhen sday through to Tuesday

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I went to a Jewish wedding where they broke these small tumblers Shot glasses? No, they just stood on them #Humoursky

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#ASongOrMovieForTheNose Bulletproof Trunk

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#ASongOrMovieForTheNose Highway to smell

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#ASongOrMovieForTheNose Sneezy Rider

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#ASongOrMovieForTheNose For Sneeze A Jolly Good Fellow

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#ASongOrMovieForTheNose The Runny Man

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#ASongOrMovieForTheNose John Pick

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#ASongOrMovieForTheNose Paperhankie Moon starring Rhinoplasty O'Neal

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#ASongOrMovieForTheNose Get Cartilage

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#ASongOrMovieForTheNose Snot Another Teen Movie

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#ASongOrMovieForPetFood Field of Dreamies

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#ASongOrMovieForPetFood The Chum of All Fears

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#ASongOrMovieForPetFood Fodder of the Bride.

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#ASongOrMovieForPetFood Six Pedigrees of Separation

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#ASongOrMovieForPetFood Pal Joey

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Spoil a children's favourite: Crystal Tits and Alistair

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Spoil a children’s favourite: Mary, Mungo and Minge

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Spoil a children's favourite: Blew Peter

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#MyFirstCarWas Quite rough But my second car was Corsa

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My mate has recently gone through a procedure that means he can no longer have sex He's got married #Humoursky

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Posters: if you like words, puns and jokey fun, then review #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Some of the wittiest people on @bsky.app frequent this forum. Please consider joining in. It's great fun, and will expand your vocabulary

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Whenever I feel down The park keeper chases me away from the duck pond #Humoursky

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#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Microphone-What I use to ring up crows

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#ADogDeservesABiscuitWhen sday through to Tuesday

I went to a Jewish wedding where they broke these small tumblers Shot glasses? No, they just stood on them #Humoursky

#ASongOrMovieForTheNose Bulletproof Trunk

#ASongOrMovieForTheNose Highway to smell

#ASongOrMovieForTheNose Sneezy Rider

#ASongOrMovieForTheNose For Sneeze A Jolly Good Fellow

#ASongOrMovieForTheNose The Runny Man

#ASongOrMovieForTheNose John Pick

#ASongOrMovieForTheNose Paperhankie Moon starring Rhinoplasty O'Neal

#ASongOrMovieForTheNose Get Cartilage

#ASongOrMovieForTheNose Snot Another Teen Movie

#ASongOrMovieForPetFood Field of Dreamies

#ASongOrMovieForPetFood The Chum of All Fears

#ASongOrMovieForPetFood Fodder of the Bride.

#ASongOrMovieForPetFood Six Pedigrees of Separation

#ASongOrMovieForPetFood Pal Joey

Spoil a children's favourite: Crystal Tits and Alistair

Spoil a children’s favourite: Mary, Mungo and Minge

Spoil a children's favourite: Blew Peter

#MyFirstCarWas Quite rough But my second car was Corsa

My mate has recently gone through a procedure that means he can no longer have sex He's got married #Humoursky

Posters: if you like words, puns and jokey fun, then review #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Some of the wittiest people on @bsky.app frequent this forum. Please consider joining in. It's great fun, and will expand your vocabulary

Whenever I feel down The park keeper chases me away from the duck pond #Humoursky

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Microphone-What I use to ring up crows

I've been invited to a party for the Royal Society of Village People.... well I assume that's what the RSVP is.

#OnAFridayIDont But I might on Saturday

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary Discreet-To slag off a Greek island