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Bestselling author of fantasy adjacent books that ooze weird. WWW.GDPENMAN.COM
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Searching for the dipshit who didn't clean up the mould lines before assembling the model.

submitted 13 hours ago • 8 comments

Follow the law and you’ll stay safe. But what if the law is wrong? LEGACY OF THE BRIGHTWASH: ✅gaslamp vibes ✅dystopian political core ✅fight the system against all odds ✅a generous dash of smooching LEGACY OF BRICK & BONE: ✅all of the above ✅stand against your oppressors geni.us/brightwash

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Good morning, Womble. This week, I'm reading Bored Gay Werewolf by Tony Santorella. Living up to its title so far 😅

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

MPreg is only fictional because you aren't trying hard enough.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

ARC READERS WANTED Screaming into the void for people who love: 💀Horror Romance  🍭Autistic FMCS 💀Enemies to Lovers 🍭Unmasking in your late 30s 💀Body Horror 🍭Lollipop Chainsaw vibes 💀Demon Daddies 🍭"Unlikeable" MMC/FMC 💀Weird Spice 🍭Chronic pain rep 💀 Creepy dolls 🍭"Good for her" #booksky 🩸📚 🌶️📚

submitted 21 hours ago • 6 comments

Since the rights have reverted to me, would anyone like for me to republish my gay Lovecraftian bootlegger romance,"Moonshine?" Could maybe convince me to self-publish some of my other romantasy novellas... 💙📚

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Describe your in-person social skills with one gif.

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Doing my best to maintain a positive attitude.

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I've got that dog in me (have to be put in another room when the hoover is on)

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Your frog mood of the day is: SPLEEPIN

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It is very important that I never become properly medicated, for I would become unstoppable.

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Come buy my books, we've got a disembodied wizard trapped in his own hat, enough puns to kill a full-grown elephant and the dumbest kobold to ever kobold. 💙📚 HAT TRICK

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Gearbox imploded on the school run this morning. Car stopped dead in the middle of a busy junction. Spent the rest of the day trying to get some sort of solution in place. Delightful.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Come buy my books, we've got an Isekai'd Himbo, hybrid progression/LitRPG mechanics, and post-apocalyptic fantasy world. 💙📚 SAVAGE DOMINION

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I think that it's safe to say my party animal days are over. If anyone invited me to "the club" at this stage in my life I'd assume we're going to be discussing a book we all read.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Tell me what's going on in your WIP right now using only a gif.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Caption contest. 💙📚

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Come buy my books, we've got rat men, crunchy vrLitRPG, and megadungeon ecology. 💙📚 DEEPEST DUNGEON

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Me and my bed spent a solid minute making real heavy and subtext laden eye contact after I got up this morning. A solid minute of longing and sighs.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment