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geckocat.bsky.social
Queer, married, artsy-craftsy cat and lizard lady. Proud Californian. Do no harm, take no sh!t.
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Please, please comment. It can be legitimately unsafe for folks to travel overseas if their passport does not match their gender presentation.

our most reliable recession indicator is that Lady Gaga has released a song where the hook is primarily composed of random syllables again

My spouse is sleeping in my lap. My cat Milo climbed into my lap beside him. I asked Milo, "Are you the boy? Do you do a big flop?" My sleeping spouse nodded and went "uh huh!" 😂 Now both boys are sleeping. Another day in the life of a human pillow.

If any of you happen to be in the vicinity...

This one really pisses me off. Trans people were a huge part of the Stonewall riots and you cannot erase them from LGBTQ history. Please take a moment to share your feelings with the National Park Service as described in the original post.

Sometimes it feels like I am the only person in the world with a canola oil intolerance. Unfortunately that shit is in everything.

Tell Shopify to take the Nazi shit down.

I never thought I'd be using my paint markers to help my spouse detail a Gundam model as he builds it, but here we are. It makes me happy that my skills can be of use because I've had a lot of personal art fails lately.

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

What's your favorite out-of-context statement you've ever heard in a public place? Mine was at a sushi restaurant on Christmas Eve several years ago. A mother was adamantly telling her children that, "hamburgers are not made of people. No meat is made of people."

I came home from work with a headache and napped for a few hours. I woke up to the sounds of a protest against ICE happening literally down the street from my house. I heard nothing about this beforehand and couldn't find any information on what was happening while it was actually happening. (1/)

I'm not gonna lie; I am really stressed about Trump gutting the FAA and planes falling out of the sky potentially becoming our new normal. My spouse travels A LOT for his job and we were already worried about how the new anti-trans EOs might effect his ability to fly safely, whether it is 🧵 (1/)

"I took math all the way through high school. I wasted 11 years of my life on math. But I still cannot calculate the correct surfboard size for a porch goose." - @caseygrim.es "You might have to...WING it" - me Ba-dump-tish!

Shout out to the 2/3rds of delivery drivers who now "give" the package to the porch goose instead of leaving it at the door Why are you like this? Why are you so delightful?

If you're not on META (or the site formerly known as Twitter), where do y'all find your memes? Asking for a friend. The friend is me.

We need to move across the country to the PNW by June. I don’t like asking for help for anything but this is the biggest move we’ve ever made and it’s important for our safety. I’ve made a gofundme that 100% of donations will go to helping us move and find safety ⬇️ gofund.me/719a3efb

Now that people are joining bluesky in large numbers I'll share this old comic of mine. I made it for Twitter, but as you can see, people over there never listened. Maybe this time... So just block, don't dunk on bigots!

"The 'biological reality of sex' is the stated motivator of the executive order, but it’s the economic reality of gender that will determine its consequences." My essay on power, bargaining, and how Trump's EO will hurt ciswomen: www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

According to today's EO, my spouse can no longer use the bathrooms in federal buildings. In solidarity, I will no longer use the bathrooms in federal buildings either. I will always pee in the lobby.

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LIVE 👏 TO 👏 SEE 👏 THEM 👏 DIE

We just gave our cats the power to ask us for "scritches" and "ball." Let's see how this goes.

I took two of my cats to the vet for some routine maintenance yesterday. One pooped in her carrier...in the waiting room, which was full of dogs. The canine excitement over her smelly turd was immediately palpable and they all began to misbehave. 🧵 (/1)