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baseball satan I beg

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Luigi Mangione should use "Well, we’re all going to die” as his defense.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This is violence

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

How can, " People are stupid " be true when you are so brilliant ?You are a people. I have seen you be a people and be gifted all st once. Bluesky users can often be wrong but they are rarely dim. We all have our moments. Our fifteen minutes of shame universally transmitted. Walking punchlines.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

A clowns nards should be called jesticles

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

I aim to make misdirection, mrsdirection.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

morning zen

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

The Bluesky Elders, always watching

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

My peony, your calla lily. Let’s get botanical.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

wallet chains: because abandonment issues deserve accessories

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Singing can be hard because you only ever want to sing the songs that can take your breath away.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

They always say “do what you love,” but I genuinely think if my hobbies were my career, I wouldn’t like them anymore, or at least not as much.

submitted 21 hours ago • 9 comments

Rage against the machine: Fuck you toaster bitch. Eat my ass, lawnmower. Go suck a moosecock, can opener.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Fluent in the argot of unprecedented times.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

If you are gonna Resist the erosion of your Rights you gotta limber up first, I am telling you.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is simply the worst month to have a shame kink.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Damnit Should've taken the over *Tears up wager slip*

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Don't reply or quote post without booping the heart and/or reposting. Everyone *here* is pretty considerate and I'd like to keep it that way.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Motherfucker, even my SHOES is Blue ! Get it ?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

is there a kink where your domme forces you to make bad posts because that would explain a lot

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I like my men like I like my coffee… Sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away…

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

" We need a Joe Rogan for Democrats " It's called NPR.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If we don't eat the rich, we can't have any pudding How can we have any pudding if we don't eat the rich?

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

the psychotic sheen of my youth is fading

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Yells “parkour” as I fall off my chair, again

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

The missus doesn’t like pulp in orange juice which is why I got a vasectomy.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t hear you over your giant cross necklace

submitted 76 days ago • 5 comments

i realized society was doomed when i saw people fighting over the parking space closest to the gym entrance

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

lemony snicket’s a series of unfortunate cardiovascular events

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Alternating eating smarties and dum-dums. It’s all about balance. Namasté

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

[Sext] wanna mash our aging, doughy bodies together until they're damp?

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Tattooing my whole body in invisible ink, just to feel something.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

The trick of course is to always act like it’s your first rodeo so you get that sweet-ass my first rodeo gift bag

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve got a Dik-Dik in my Aye-Aye.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Are you feeling ok ? You have barely insisted I contact my Senators this week.... ..... I mean I DID but is everything alright.....?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Can't be Maybelline. Has an airtight alibi. Was in the opera house with about 300 other witnesses. No, Maybelline is in the clear.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Just a slutopotomus at the lust trough

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We are all go to die but most of us won't get the upcoming tax cut for the wealthy.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

shut up bitch and go do your jane fonda workout hoe!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

You're Being Charged as an Adult, Charlie Brown

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.

submitted 4 days ago • 38 comments

I have a good mind to sue the senator for TAKING THE WORDS right outta my mouth.............have an arrest warrant served just to tell the cops to be careful during the patdown because Sen Murray has many GOOD POINTS today....

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

What is your social insecurity number ?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Knuckle tats: (H)(U)(N)(G) (O)(V)(E)(R)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments