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geehaad.bsky.social
Dropped Twitter in April 2022, so this is a bit familiar to return to.
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Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%

submitted 32 days ago • 113 comments

A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume

submitted 50 days ago • 163 comments

A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type. The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O"

submitted 56 days ago • 304 comments

Between January 4 and January 5, you can stream all Apple Originals with no subscription required

submitted 60 days ago • 140 comments

Why is it that when I need to force-reboot my computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I'm choking it until it passes out? 😏

submitted 67 days ago • 221 comments

"I ran a half marathon" sounds so much better than "I quit halfway through a marathon".

submitted 79 days ago • 6 comments

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

submitted 80 days ago • 383 comments

if you like christmas so much why don’t you merry it

submitted 80 days ago • 252 comments

What's the weirdest nonsense your red state governor has gotten up to? My red state governor helped fund a creationist museum that has a diorama showing Noah putting stegosaurs on the ark.

submitted 84 days ago • 676 comments

Please don’t pull up to an intersection to exit a neighborhood, and *then* figure out where you’re going. It blocks others who want to exit while you type an address into GPS or whatever. Pull over 100 ft before and do that shit, so we can go around you.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Funny moment of miscommunication with my 9-yo: Princess and the Pea vs Princess and the Pee.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Check out this billion-dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell, “I’m just cooking!

submitted 87 days ago • 50 comments

It’s funny to have not had a Twitter account for 2 years, join here, and each day see more than one acct I used to follow. This is very familiar to the Twitter I knew, the enjoyable version, and I’m glad to have it back.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t get an advent calendar this year so I’m just going to open random cupboards and eat everything in them.

submitted 96 days ago • 100 comments

[at lunch] Me: [to waitress]: "I have a question about the menu please." Waitress: "The men I please are none of your business."

submitted 96 days ago • 87 comments

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today, and they didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

submitted 97 days ago • 6 comments