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geekasaurus.bsky.social
Trans guy, geek, embroidery nerd, cat lover.
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As well he should

Hey folks, I have a HUGE request from the Trevor Project and would appreciate help getting the word out. Trevor is now recruiting for it's 2025 National Youth Survey. They need people 13-24, LGBTQ+, in the United States to take it. This research is critical to LGBTQ+ rights. Take it here:

Mission Impossible Final Reckoning seems like a film struck senseless by its own mortality. With the exception of a few fantastic stunts (and one very memorable death), the action lumbers around in an emotionless daze.

I have booped the house that was on the shore and which you were probably living inside Forgive me I am an enormous boat HOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKK

got a korok infestation and now my apartment is full of puzzles. not even good ones, just dreck like a rock next to the toilet. they look at me when i solve them and i have to act like i had fun because my smart fridge is a mandatory reporter.

I'm so goddamn lucky in my life. Just thought I'd say that.

Sloopy, I'm going to place you on a brief hold

Psst… the Bothans didn’t steal Death Star plans (hands you a brochure with the scribbled rantings of a mad man)

duolingo recently declared they are now an AI-first company. well, here at The Museum of English Rural Life, we pride ourselves in being EI-first. EI EI O

Andor: We’re done for, no one can save us now… Babu Frik (offscreen): Hey-heyyyyy!

Everything sucks, but my new cross stitch project is making me laugh.

If you’ve sent me a text and I didn’t respond please know that I didn’t forget you, you’ll live on in my subconscious as a vague sense of dread forever

it’s wild how the democratic party is not going to change and will continue embracing the tired centrists after a decade of losing power on all levels

Lord, I have seen what you have done for other's hearts- but I'd rather stay kind, so keep Your divine hands off mine.

Ok so, theoretically the guy who legally enacted the wedding between Anakin and Padmé had to be workably familiar with Jedi? Or did they pull the Naboo equivalent of Reverend Uncle Jeb to marry them?

How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you

Thinking of everyone who is no-contact with their mom today. Don't listen to the guilt trips. We're gonna be okay.

I am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘cat looking for: ⚪️ A relationship ⚪️ A friendship 🔘 little a salami

at the end of the day our billionaires mostly want to be plantation aristocrats

Thou shalt care about things when they happen to other people, not just to you.

when cats eat crunchies, the "crunch" is not just the sound of a dry biscuit fracturing under pressure. No. It is a declaration. A cat's loud reminder that he is still capable of victory. of conquest. he bites, he remembers, and he is strong. something has ended so that he may go on.

I’m at the conclave. I’m at the CVS. I’m at the combination conclave and CVS

Dedra Meero, you absolute stone cold bitch. Syril's mom is a nightmare and you ate her up for breakfast 🤣

Oh my god it’s fucking Monday again

I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶

being neurodiverse in this timeline is like being clairvoyant except you’re non-stop shitting your pants

If you can’t handle me at my oh my god what have I done, you don’t deserve me at my what could possibly go wrong

The cantina band from Star Wars seems even weirder now we know from Andor that the bar could’ve just been playing normal techno

Everything is awful except for my kitfo and coffee

No matter how they photograph him, Ed Sheeran just looks like a twerp. I'm not even a bully and I want to stuff him in a locker.

i feel like all the "just grow and preserve your own food" morons yapping on here are doing so bc they've never actually done either of those things, bc it is unbelievably easy to kill your family and yourself with improper food handling and canning techniques. you do not fuck around with botulism

Karaoke is life affirming and I will take no further questions. #karaokesky #karaoke

I know I'm just screaming into a void here mostly. But someone called me brave tonight, for refusing to shut up. And I wish I felt that way, but I'm gonna hold on to that like a worry stone.

as a transexuelle I will always be a big tent gender anarchist and the more people we can help get out of feeling they are stuck being cis the better it will be for everyone

Touching grass is not enough I need to fly 1000 miles north while quacking nonstop with hundreds of other ducks

A week of art, drugs, and dust in my crack and I feel like a new man. I hate having to go back to the real world. #SaguaroMan #BurningMan

video games were never meant to be 100 GB years of research yet no real-world use found for 4k textures wanted good graphics anyway, as a joke? we had a tool for that: it was called imagining that the game looked like the manual art

ppl on tiktok are going "omg we're about to have an art renaissance like in the 1920s, music and stories are gonna be great" girl how 😭 you already don't support the artists that we have right now and most of yall are using chatgpt and devaluing actual human-made artwork.

one of the tasks of the American left is to explain to retail and service workers that this is the future that America has planned for them

Liberals are the moderate wing of Fascism and need to be treated as such.

it's finally time for a protestant pope. in a gesture of cultural exchange, several cardinals can move in together for a reality show