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Fantasy/Sci-Fi nerd. Trek > Wars. Mama to a great kiddo and okay beagles. Wife to an awesome fella. Food Network connoisseur. Appalachian. Book lover. Casual fan of science stuff. Hardcore fan of human rights. Bandwagon Cowboys gal since ‘93
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Theory of evenings on vacation: This is so cool. After I get the baby to sleep, I’ll have so much time for my Switch 2. Reality of evenings on vacation: Falling asleep even earlier because I have to cuddle a toddler to sleep and I fake sleeping a little too well. At least I’ll be well rested.

So as I’m processing the trauma and retrospection caused by Expedition 33, I’ve been looking into people’s thoughts on the ending choices. I’ve learned that people have some seriously fucked up views on the life quality of people with disabilities.

Anyone know who at Sandfall Interactive I should send my therapy bill to?

I’m playing Mario Kart with a friend and we’re on game chat. My son wakes up and ends up on my lap while I finish the race. He cheerfully reads out the number 5 as I fall to 5th place and lose that round of knockout race.

Like any good parent, I’m trying to teach my 2 year old how to play Mario Kart. After many failures, I just switched controllers with him. Now I understand why my cousin switched controllers with me when I was 4.

Fffuuuuccckkkk you Target. I’ll never preorder a console from there again.

Tried Crumbl for the first time yesterday. It’s good but my elder millennial ass still prefers The Great American Cookie company.

Fuck you forever Adobe Acrobat. No, I don’t want whatever AI garbage you’re trying to cram down my throat. My work computer can barely run your bloated program as it is. Turn that shit off.

I don’t need this many patient portals in my life.

I am very proud of the internet for throwing a dramatic fit and creating a situation where Giant Bomb could be bought by the lovable talent who make the site what is.

Working with a micromanaging boss is the fucking worst. Even if they have good intentions. I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR FUCKING 15 YEARS, I AM WELL QUALIFIED TO DO AN ADEQUATE JOB WITHOUT SOMEONE GOING BEHIND ME AND FUCKING IT UP.

Noted Cowboys hater finally makes a single statement that I agree with. While this elected official with MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS whines about this tournament, there is an area in West Virginia where sewage is just pouring out between two schools.

I can see why so many people do this. I could see grilling becoming a new hobby.

Shitty day with shitty news but I’m gonna smoke some chicken thighs with a beer in my hand anyway.

Food Network isn’t like the worst channel on tv but damned if it isn’t in the running.

We’ve had an Akorn Auto Kamado for an embarrassingly long time, just sitting in the box. Finally got a chance to take it for a spin this weekend. It was a lot of fun. Now it’s time to grill and smoke *everything*.

How the fuck does everyone know everyone in this town? It’s a college town for crying out loud. I’m convinced there is some semi-annual townie meeting for everyone except me. Maybe it’s because I live out of city limits?

Reddit likes to occasionally show me posts from r/Bluey. I always read them out of curiosity and at some point I’m always hit with “Holy shit, these are full grown adults intensely over analyzing a children’s show”.

Got so tilted at the comment section on a local media Facebook page that I just deactivated the whole fucker. Fuck you eternally you shitlords who comment on the WVVA comment section.

Currently begging my child to not stick a handcuff key in his ear. Just normal things.

I have been informed it is Threshold Day 🦎🦎🦎 A day of unmitigated lust! But such darling baby lizards…

I’m halfass watching some video about upcoming things coming to Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge. We’re stuck going there occasionally for fam so I try to find stuff to do. There’s going to be a Bible planetarium VR thing soon. It’s like the Old Testament met Sci-Fi. Weird AF. I hate Tennessee so much.

A whole damn generation is only going to know Fall Out Boy from their childhood cartoon theme songs and that bothers me to my core.

At my gym, the average member age is like 79. I’m stuck staring at the only tv that isn’t showing a trash ass news channel. A woman goes to change the channel on my left and I’m so optimistic that I might finally have another show to glance at. This woman changed the damn tv from Fox to Newsmax. 😕

What is my toddler even? The dude likes pickles, olives, and apparently spinach. Also cookies because Mama ain’t raising no fool.

Turns out, I hate all food so leave me in peace while I eat mini chocolate chip cookies covered in honey peanut butter and chug chocolate milk from the jug.

All I want today is 1) that grilled cheese sandwich with pimento cheese and 2) a sausage tortellini bake. Not necessarily at the same time.

Respect for the mad lad who chose today, December 23, as the day to do their regular ass grocery shopping. What a power move.

Just ran into my first weird fake account. Someone pretending to be Richard Ojeda slid into my DMs.

All of the trailers for games at the Video Game Awards look sweet. Thank God most of them won’t be out for like three years.

My friend who is a Lions fan is just now accepting the fact that his team may be good.

Path of Exile 2 is hard as hell. Fun tho.

I love the plant based Reese’s Cups from the bottom of my heart.

Just watched the Safelite car guy jump out of his skin when my backup beep kicked on. I forgot to remind him that it’s an electric car. Whoops.

I have like a ton of fake ass Jimmy Fallon account followers because I posted exactly one time to Jimmy Fallon. That post was fussing at him to pay his writers during the strike. Hey fake ass Jimmy Fallon accounts. I don’t care much for your boy. Go away.

Watching the local news and they just ran an article about Brown Friday. That’s apparently what at least one plumber calls the day after Thanksgiving. Y’all. The beautiful lady on the screen didn’t spend years in college so she can headline a story about the shitter being full.

Pouring one out today for Matt Eberflus and the cold hearted way the Bears had him do the presser this morning. What a brutal 24 hours that man has had.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.