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chronic bio reader. I be cookin’. bald men are stressful. here to laugh & occasionally drop deep thoughts. also, I’m not YT. thanks 💋 *opinions are my own & has nothing to do with my employer*
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called the IRS as soon as they opened this morning and I was only on hold for only 15 minutes. last week they had me waiting for over 2 HOURS. my goodness. little win for me. good morning & TGIF☀️

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

just finished watching Nosferatu, and I have regrets.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

#foodsky 🍽️

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I haven’t purchased anything from Amazon since Feb 9th. proud of myself.

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Monday Dinner 👩🏼‍🍳🍽️🤤 #foodsky #yum

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anyway - done ✅ juicy af 😮‍💨🍗👩🏼‍🍳

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*sound on* 🔉 - when you’re trying to record cooking content & your bald ass husband doesn’t let you film in peace 😫😭

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cooking dinner at 1PM on a Monday.

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all the middle aged ladies in my community hire these guys 💀

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Healing starts within, but being with the right person has shown me a depth of healing I never imagined. I’ve grown so much in the past five years and now, I’m living a life even more beautiful than I prayed for 🥺 Thank you, God, for these blessings ❤️

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

my man is 40, retired & set for life. last week my financial advisor told me that I should be set & ready to retire at 66 😩 I’m extremely happy for my baldy, tho’ 🥹🫶🏻❤️

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extra thankful for life right now 🫶🏻

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It’s a wrap! My heart is overflowing with gratitude & so many emotions right now. My husband has reached an amazing milestone. It’s official. God is so good 🙏🏼 #Done ✅🫡

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Bitches love hitting the like button on posts to let the person know they saw it. It’s me. I’m bitches.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

my daughter texted me talking about “you be dtm” and I had to Google wtf that meant. old. I’m old.

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I have put myself under no obligation to conceal or suppress my outright disdain for Trump supporters once they make their opinions known. If they don’t want to be judged, they should keep it to themselves just like their bedroom kinks.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

so the hispanic crowd is really throwing a fit because Marc Anthony, with his $80 million net worth, dared to buy his son a 2025 Toyota for his first car? Apparently, a Benz or BMW would’ve been more fitting.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

dreamt that I was swimming with baby gators & I was totally calm & happy. playfully splashing water & shit. this is literally one of my biggest fears, especially living down here in FL. weird af 😩

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I watched my incredible husband iron his uniform one last time, & my heart is overflowing with pride. Baby, you did it. I’m beyond proud of you, my king. I can’t wait to see all the future blessings God has in store for you. Life is going to get better. I love you ❤️ #20Years 🫡

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I’m ready to be a stay at home wife, man 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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made soup today & everyone loved it 💛🍲🥄

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sick af. I just want to be in bed for the next 3 days.

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2 balls at the same time???? psh, I can do that too, boo. s/o to mcclung tho’ 🏀

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Vince Cartah. baby, black don’t crack. looking the same.

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he remind me of a dollar general French Montana 😩 #NBAAllStar2025

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

wtf is Lemon8 and why do I keep getting all these invites??😒

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the urge to say “you dumb bitch” at least 15 times per day… me having self control kills me sometimes 😒

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just woke up from a 206 minute nap.

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brought my own snacks & all because I’m not paying $12 for a 6in glizzáy foh 😭

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

Extreme Makeover:Home Edition always makes me cry. I don’t know why I do this to myself 😭

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Our 32nd Valentine’s Day together and she still surprises me. It really does feel to be liked. ☺️

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

I have a 10am date tomorrow and I can’t wait. I love getting shit done super early and being back in my house by 1p, the latest 👵🏼

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

have any of you watched Longlegs? I’m pussy, so imma watch it early in the morning while the sun is out 🥹

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

had the best day with my bald king. every day is Valentine’s Day when you’re with a real one 💯💝🫶🏻

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got it 🫶🏻

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I went to bath & body works and went crazy in there. they’re having all the sales, plus I saved $106 because I’m a coupon whore 😭

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one of my coworkers smells like hell this morning. inserting illegal amounts of Vicks up my nostrils. My goodness. Fcking pissed.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

this man loves to carry me around like if I’m 125lbs. I be scared for his back 😭😭😭

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